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Check in with Shirley.
Yeah, come on, God.
It's very important.
Peter, I don't want you drinking too much. You're driving us all home.
Quick, Peter, say something
followed by Japanese Abe Lincoln, and then monkey rabbi.
You know, I am gonna channel this anger into something useful.
Huh. Peter does kind of have a point.
Well, I already texted Bonnie.
13 x 353 = 4589
With a five-point lead and only 10 seconds left,
Yes, I'll sign for that, thank you very much. Oh, boy.
Get over here, little man. This flight is cleared for liftoff.
Why is there never any parking downtown?
"from the top of Mount Olympus."
- Oh, come here, you!
I love you, Daddy.
you'd be carrying 'em around on your shoulders!
in A minor.
if we're gonna be in 'em for more than two hours.
All right, coach, another surefire equation for comedy is tragedy plus time.
Rules? What are the rules? How do you make points?
- It's picked up by the Bills...
It's just called a football.
Well, did you try crossing your legs? Yes!
Oh, okay, you're on.
2 x 13 x 167 = 4342
What the... Where the hell are we?
Oh, no.
I gave that guy three Super Bowls, and he never smiled once.
Would you just leave me alone? I've got work to do.
I don't know where they're getting all this weed.
Serengeti and meatballs.
It's time someone told God to stay where he belongs,
Okay, okay, shh, here he comes.
- Over here. - No, no, no, the really cartoony gays?
Don't worry. That wasn't our line. Here comes our line.