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and I'm happy you guys found what you were looking for.
After I injured my legs,
Rosewood-mango candle? Kronos!
Okay, my-great-uncle-wears a-ski-hat-all-the-time Griffin
I sure am. You want an autograph?
Sure, I guess I could.
What the hell? This is such bull crap!
You guys, I feel terrible.
Well, a deal's a deal. I'll leave the Patriots alone.
No, no, not that one, the one below it.
We did it!
I'm God. I don't have to do anything.
was that, like, the real Jesus, or was it just some Mexican guy?
Oh, oh!
They're gonna put their cigarettes in their mouths and bump boobs.
Hey, you're Carrie Underwood, right?
It'll all be over in a second.
And now we wait.
"First headline read aloud often incorrect."
Just back up here for my monthly haircut.
than the birthplace of all of Western civilization's great religions
Stop making the Patriots lose!
Who loves you over there? That's right. Can you smile for nanny number two?
Apparently, the Greeks have a bunch of different gods.
Yeah, you get it.
Kid, you're the best.
No! No! No! I don't want to be promoted that way!
You guys, look. I saw this article in the paper today.
There are three million fishermen and only seven fish left in the sea.
lol
I broke up with a birthday cake
Look, look, God, why you got to hurt Patriots fans?
Oh, my God, there's the CEO of my company!
All right, all right, I'll tell you what.
"In Greece, it was commonly held that one could speak to the gods
Are you gonna do something about the people dying in Africa?
Smile for... No? No?
and one really mean one.
Ah, must be having one of those dreams again.
Spaghetti and meatballs.
- Get off me! Get off me! - What the hell?
Yeah! Patriots!