Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guys, I'm tired of God messing with football.

No, Stewie, that never happens.

Ah, this is my favorite part of the game.

Hiya, Mr. Belichick!

my doctor said I'd be walking again in two weeks.

What did you have?

- And then the strip club. - Guys, we have a 7:00 a.m. tee time.

Well, that whole trip was pointless.

and the game is... Oh, my God, it's a fumble!

And now here comes security to kick out the wrong person.

All right, what better place to find God

- Who gets married on a Tuesday? - I got to get off these bad feet.

We areproud topresent Mozart's The Magic FIute,

Uh, yes, telegram for hungover.

Mario Williams, you scored the winning touchdown.

Nah. This place gives me the creeps. Like when I went to that pedophile opera.

or else he swells up and his eyes turn yellow.

You got to lock the doors in heaven?

You gonna need me this week?

Peter says it best

And to Buffalo! Buffalo's got everything.

let alone that he'd care anything about football, is absurd.

Huh. That's hysterical.

...and they're gonna score the game-winning touchdown!

Come on, Miyagi, take that karate outside!

My feet are just shoes sewn to the bottom of my pants.

- So I'm thinking steak house. - Do they have salad? I can't eat red meat.

in our schools.

He's in our hearts, and we take him with us wherever we go.