Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, we all changed our minds.

Oh, uh, Barney.

Are you wearing a grocery bag?

[Chuckles] If there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it.

It's about a certain house in our town.

[Tires Screeching]

Preliminary reports indicated the ship's captain was drunk at the helm.

or trim the cat's nails.

And You 2 Are GROUNDED FOR FUCKING F U C K I N G LIFE, BEEATCHES!!!!!! Yes! Please, Ground Us For Fucking F U C K I N G Life!

I've got rocks that need washing at home.

How can we ever make this up to you?

[Homer Snoring]

And what about the sleaze and the depravity?

This isn't about publicity.

Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart to work there?

a super-train between Springfield and Aruba.

- Now, the cat needs his medication every morning- - No problem. Can do.

D'oh! [Screams]

[Carl] That's- That's not good.

I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there.

That's true, but I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there.

Where is Eric anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten

How did I ever get along without you?

When you work the door, the main things are...

Just glad to be on the team.

Now you're gonna do chores for that lady until you work off the damage you did.

He's the Eskimo comedian. [Chuckles]