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I don't know, man. He's in a lot of pain.
# Not even any carry on #
both here in Hawaii and on the mainland.
LA County ERs can, at best,
Look around the plane.
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking porch
Go, go!
# I can see the venom #
Look at this.
- Sean, hey. - Hey.
Oh, no no no no no no no no no. You got choices.
- Sir. - Oh, sorry.
Rick?
You know what I'm saying? That's when evolution
We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube
- Damn! - Found them.
Oh, baby, you'd be amazed at what a man can do with one hand.
Here you go.
Just wait until the vaccine is here.
- Surprise! - Surprise!
Yeah, no shit.
# We keep on rockin' till the early morn' #
What was the first thing you ever told me?
And I need him in my ear or at my side in 20 minutes or less.
# Send me an angel, an angel #
Tina alterations Alateri Susanna Holden Captiva car Carr
Um, well, if I had to guess, I'd say green.
# And I hate the game #
Last week I was planning a surfing trip to Bali.
I have had it with this motherfucking rain on this motherfucking plane
Come on! Come on!
He-- he said, man, can you believe this crap?
Sir, are you telling me
Uh-huh, that would be very nice.
A'ite, ladies.
Dr. Price?
I couldn't find the snake that bit him, so I drew a picture.
- Come on! - Move it!
- Let me, let me. I got her. - Oh my God.
and find that guy!
Oh my God, no!
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!
# Just doing what we want to do #
to someone more experienced.
with your seat belts fastened.
Hey, hey, don't stress it. Just joking.
Oh, God.
- Oh! Oh... - Yes!
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
John, John, listen to me, you're okay.
Everybody stay self isolated.
and my approach vectors, and I'll be fine.
Black car, go!
Look, I got a lot of injured passengers up here
Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.
Something's happened to the captain!
Is a meanest fucking thing that ever heard
My wife is meeting them in LA. It's their first time flying solo.
Do your business.
# Ladies and gentlemen, the snakes are slithering #
Hold my baby, please.
Ooh, hey!
God! "Do as I say, you live."
- Hi, doll. - Hi there, Rick.
Oh my God. You're a kickboxer?
# It's gonna be #
Hang on to me. I've got you!
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
Hey, look, you know we go back to when we were kids, all right?
Okay, we're leveling out.
Oh, Rick, your arm.
- Can I help you? - No, I'm just stretching my legs.
No. Fell off every time. Got me.
who's filling in for ritoo? arena.
Sit your ass down.
Let's go. Yes, you can. You can do it, come on, up!
Oh, thank God.
FBI's escorting some guy to LA.
I have had it with these motherfucking crabs on this motherfucking plane
but here's the thing:
Do you think you can fly with one hand?
There are several emergency exits on the aircraft,
we always carried olive oil and a razor blade in case of a snake bite.
- He's just being a baby. - Curtis.
I'm sure the tower can talk me through it.
Go, go!
and start working together.
I'm just spending every waking minute with them.
Uh, not an entire 747 full of them.
- # Come on, bring it # - # So kiss me goodbye #
I don't know if there's anything we can do.
No, what's the matter with you, man?
On the clipboard.
All right, so where's this outflow breaker panel
# So kiss me goodbye #
I have had it with these anti vaping ads on this motherfucking platform
in the ocean when I could lay on the beach and admire all the beauties,
We gotta block the stairs. Grab bags, everyone.
All we need is a digital camera and a computer.
# Come on, bring it #
Thank you.
He's right.
Okay, the EAP panel should be on your right.
# That visibly a vagabond #