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Okay, it's okay.
Let's go back.
Oh, shit.
and we're 30,000 feet in the air.
Ever heard of e-mail, dick-wad?
# That cover our skies instead #
And an exotic shipment like this would only come through a dealer. So...
Shh!
All right. Well, I know what I gotta do.
We are 1,500 nautical miles southwest of Los Angeles.
Fucker!
So can I-- can I get you something or...
I'm Agent Neville Flynn, FBI.
Well, apparently FAA Section 108 states,
Hey, back up, back up. Back up!
I suggest you give him what he needs
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
Remember, it's going to be loud,
# Will fuck you up #
- Yeah, I-- I love-- - Little kiss.
That would be you, kid.
Um, I-I got bit too.
I can't. I--
Know what they call that? The point of no return.
Water + Plane = SNAKE
you need to save your energy
I'm Tiffany.
as they become available.
That's-- that's-- that's my bad.
# Fuck 'em, I don't care #
which is less than half full. For the inconvenience,
Fuck.
for any animal smuggling cases.
Are you sure about this?
All right, brace yourselves, you guys, this is it.
- Oh, yeah? - Throw a little thong on you--
Oh, Jesus Christ, we're all dead.
Down down down.
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
then all this was for nothing.
- You know, like the car, vroom vroom. - Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Stay flat against this wall. Don't even breathe.
I have had it with these motherfucking geese In my motherfucking yard
Trying to get this guy to slam the basketball. He just won't do it.
Come to the front, there aren't any snakes here! It's safe.
# A lovely day #
so it would circulate in the plane's air system.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
# Pop the cheap champagne #
Oh, my God.
will know what kind of antivenoms we need.
Hula 1-2-1, heavy
how to get the AC back on.
# I wanna keep 'em till the early morn' #
"I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE SUBTLE"
Hi. Oh, I'm really sorry about first class. Let me see if I can help--
The news said they were corrupt, so I figured they'd be in on it.
# Snakes on the brain #
Low-maintenance passengers.
Whoa whoa whoa, okay, look.
I can never find anything in here.
# On this motherfucking plane #
Hey, y'all two get together, y'all might have,
Get the door.
and blame him, me and the government for getting you into this.
I went through a pyromaniac phase as a kid.
I'm about to open some fucking windows!
and they'll take good care of y'all. Thank you.
ask what you did?
How you feeling?
We, uh, we had no choice. The snakes were everywhere.
What it is. What it is!
# I said, we'll just float #
Do you remember the first thing you ever told me?
of condolences to the Hayes family
evacuate the emergency masks! disteria fever outbreak! ok come on to safety (blows up life jacket) (blows into balloons) (blows Whistle) (blows life raft) ok we switch planes now!
Is that our plane?
Oh, sorry. Here's some coupons.
I flew with that man for 10 years.
# You don't want us to play #
- Okay, now. - It hurts.
We'll be outside.
Mas de sac nonasers! Es não de es si?
Oh, it's in the very next compartment.
# Staying together till the end #
I'll round up all the dead ones I can find
What?
Um... five years,
Me too.
Mary Kate, hush.
is my main man, my brother from another mother,
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking porch
Enough is enough!
- You are? - Oh, come on now.
This is Agent Neville Flynn, FBI.
I can't figure it out.
We're halfway. It'd take longer to get back to Honolulu