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# Come on, bring it #
Come on, move move move! Come on, come on.
Are we landing?
of which there is close to zero,
because they were cold-blooded.
- You'd better. Be careful. - Yeah.
Whoa whoa whoa, where you going?
Yeah, no doubt. Let me do this on the special for you right there.
Rick, open the door.
We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace.
No, hey, eBay, my cynical-minded friend.
Something up there is making them go crazy.
- Call me. - Will do.
# It's gonna be #
Oh, I was watching one of those crime shows once,
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
- Wow. - Yeah.
# Goodbye #
Harris, so how's the new promotion?
# We'll just float #
Here we go.
Call me.
Exactly. Now it's your turn.
You're going to have to be more--
What the hell is going on?
Hula 1-2-1, heavy,
I have had it with these mother fucking Russians and his mother fucking mane
Maybe you're allergic to the leis.
Yeah, he doesn't mess around, that guy.
Come on! Somebody get me another fire extinguisher!
Everybody, move forward!
# A lovely day #
Mmm!
- I can't reach. - I got it.
# Come on, I wanna-- #
- You all right, man? - Yeah, I'm all right, man.
- Behind you. - Come on!
LAX tower, this is Hula 1-2-1.
I have had with this aged nectarines In this MF storage
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
Hi-ya! I'm gonna put you on my back.
# It's just a little turbulence #
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I have had it with these motha F ing kids in this motha F ing house!
# You've got to let it go #
Yeah, tell him to ask Kim what his preference is.
Oh, that's okay.
Hey, man,
You know, I have no idea.
I’m about to delete these fucking memes right now.
# I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired #
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
when you are having a bad day
I enjoy the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.
we are offering you a free travel coupon
- How long to get the antivenom here? - I don't know.
Gym trainer: Do 10 more reps Me : enough is enough
But there's plenty of room for you to stretch out in coach,
Who are you?
I'm kidding. I know who you are.
What's up, buddy?
It's all up to the pilot now.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain requests
of the runways, 'cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
# Snakes on the brain #
I have had it with these motherfucking tumors on this motherfucking brain.
- He looks out for his family. - That's right.
But no,
Tell you what:
And hey, good luck with those Antiguan racers.
This shit is bananas!
Come on, you're gonna be fine.
Wait, wait. Watch this.
Well, I would very much like to take you up on that.
And if you don't mind me saying,
Screw it.
to seal it from the poison.
Doc, photos are coming to you now.
- for South Pacific Air, flight 121... - Aloha.
You put us at risk and you're gonna tell us why.
Yes, only one guy could arrange this many illegal snakes.
You know how to fly?
Oh, Rick.
# I saw a snake on the plane. #
What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
I didn't turn out so bad, huh? Whoo!
What's going on?
Hey, they got-- they got a snake guy on the phone.
Smart kid.
Yeah.
- Here. - You too, huh?
That is so...
# Send me an angel, an angel #