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Those were the days.
I gotta get off this plane, man.
I'm-I'm-I'm good. As I was saying,
You okay?
Okay, just break open any blisters that form around the bites.
Look, LAX, just give me my VOR numbers
# The sign of the times, he said, but take it in vain #
We're all in trouble here, dawg. This ain't just about you.
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!
But you have to be brave for him now, okay?
Let me get it.
Do you guys hear that?
You ain't gotta worry about him. He ain't going anywhere.
We gonna be here for a while
Captain?
- Here, man, take some of this water. - Thank you.
Get out of my way! Get out of the way!
and then feeding him to some pigs.
Mile High Club.
- It doesn't seem to be doing much good. - Snakes don't attack
Somebody do something.
row 11, seat H.
Cautiously!
You witnessed a murder and didn't tell anybody.
So this is it? That's what the plan is?
Go!
- Sir, seat belt please. - Yeah. Great.
We sit around here waiting for the snakes to bite us?
I have had it with these motherfucking hard cocks on this motherfucking plane!
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
Hula 1-2-1, heavy, pull up. Pull up.
Yeah.
Get upstairs, come on.
Oh, shit, shit!
What are you gonna do, call the ACLU?
- I hate you! - Why did you do that?
- Why? - Because if you die,
# Come on, bring it #
- you know what I mean? - Yeah.
No no no, Flynn. I know who could land this plane.
But I don't even recognize you right now,
but there's only one correct choice:
We've lost power to the outflow valve motor.
# Lounging in their suits and ties #
- He's beautiful. - Thank you.
- Come on, come out. - Hurry.
Come on, push.
reverse psychology, stare-down contests, threats.
Óy mas é di bian buan de!
- Is that every snake on that plane? - Yes.
It's what I'm supposed to do.
Come on, take us home, dawg.
# Snakes on the brain #
Funny. Does my premium awards membership come with sarcasm,
You see, at the end of the day,
- Look at the Howard Hughes of rap. - What?
You okay?
- Hold, hold, push! - Come on, hurry!
We've got less than two hours to mobilize an entire army.
Hi, how are you doing?
by gouging out his eyes
LAX tower, this is Hula 1-2-1,
- Keep them clean. - We're doing that.
Hi, Tiffany. I'm Sean.
Okay, Cap, they're coming back!
Flynn!
Be careful.
Go, quick! Move!
Troy, the plane's not level. It's not level!
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
You know, they're fun.
- Can I get your autograph? - You can get a little more than that.
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!
Ow! Ow!
aft section and over each wing.
That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!"
Dad, why can't you come with us?
ophidiophobia-- fear of snakes.
How you doing, sweetie? You all right? There you go.
waving a gun at all these innocent women and children.
I can't believe I'm saying this.