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We lost the board.

Keep moving! Keep moving!

We apologize for this inconvenience

I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane

I need something to cut.

Okay? Best out of five wins.

Sir, I suggest you relinquish the pilot's chair

- and take it to the airport. - No no no, these snakes aren't even

- Yes, that's nice. - And I'm Mercedes.

- Hey hey, where you going? - Uh, I have to go down.

That gun goes off in this pressurized cabin, we all die.

It's my job to handle life-and-death situations

# A lovely day #

# A lovely day #

We're doing the best we can here.

Did I just hear there's no first class?

- Yeah, yeah. - You all right, dude?

Please nothing. Get out of my face, man.

# Oh, I'm ready for it #

They're especially fond of those fucking leis.

I'll do the antivenom.

Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.

# And I would do anything for you #

I’ve had it with these motherfuckin hard cocks On this motherfuckin plane!

You're so brave.

Eddie Kim will kill you,

I want to know what's going on.

# Don't throw up signs #

Fuck you, Eddie Kim.

# I say, hey now, now #

Okay, let's get going.

I need everyone to close any compartment that's open!

# I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes #

Hold it, hold it down. Push it down.

I'm actually spending nights in bed with my wife.

I’m tired of these motherfucking card declines On this motherfucking Pittsburgh trip

We wish you an enjoyable flight.

I’m taking over the plane

Wait a second, pure green? Or is it blue?

and count very slowly to 10.

and claim absolutely no involvement

I got over 2,000 hours.

Hula 1-2-1, heavy,

Agent Flynn, Agent Sanders,

- Sporks? - Yeah.

even carry foreign antivenom.

I had no choice but to throttle back.

Oh, wow, that's really good.

Hey hey hey hey.

Bring in Eddie Kim. Charge him with multiple counts of murder

where he tortured this guy who was a witness against him

- Come on. - Oh, man.

How'd you get these guys to be so aggressive, that's what I'm wondering.

Is there a problem, mister?

I have had it with these motherfucking dino birds on this motherfucking Ice Age.

# Oh, I'm ready for it #

What? You all would have done exactly the same thing.

I have had it with these motherfucking laughing niggas on this motherfucking dark corner.

I have had it with these monkey fighting transactions on this Monday to Friday SAR renewal

Man, Troy, get this man away from my ass!

Okay, so just tell me

who was vacationing in Hawaii.

# Before you land the plane #

So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are,

You got less than seven minutes.

who need help immediately.

but we'll be above most of it. If you need anything at all,

on a daily basis. It's what I do,

Take us to the heliport.

Well, that's a noble gesture.