Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

L...Hi!
...chicken and I will stop and get the famous bean salad on my way home.
OK, well, nice catching up...
Seemed like the only thing to do.
organically fed, well-tutored offspring.
I'm sorry, _ are you a senior?
And pass the baton to a worthy successor.
OK.
Her family emigrated from Russia ten years ago.
- Great. - Goodbye.
He educated himself purely by instinct.
Thank you so much for coming.
Why do you have Do Not Disturb signs with you?
You don't deserve this, you don't.
Will do. All right, see you.
Just back from a boring recruitment trip. Uneventful.
I hate geography class. I hate maps.
- Look! - What?
I know you didn't ask for this.
I'm not supposed to discuss alumni recommendations.
James, tours leave at 9:15. It is 9:25.
...actually, we're going to be throwing a graduation party for a kid who I thought was my son.
...Lafont.
but she's originally from our beautiful stale of New Jersey.
Maybe I got a glass eye, but it some from working in a factory at the age of eleven.
- I'll be there. - Good.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
- Can I get some advice? - No.
Nelson, take a corner kick.
...and I know this is all a bit abrupt.
...but you have never tried to get a kid into Princeton.
Her dream is to be a prosecutor, then serve on the Supreme Court.
And I know this is very sudden and I don't expect-
High grades, but low scores.
Your breasts are sliding off.
Sorry, I probably should have warned you.
...and the University to a completely undeserved scandal.
I thought that would drive me insane but...
Hey Portia.
But I care about this kid...
The sad lady? That's not really how I think of myself.
...remember to be yourself, because...
Jeremiah, there's something I want to tell you...
I'll have a breast, please.
I got pregnant in college and my boyfriend had already dumped me for someone else.
no ninth message. Please call me back.
And I wished so many times that I could have told you his name.
Thank god I'm not in one of those.
mainly because I didn't know how other people lived their lives.
Now you need to go out and fall in love with yourself.
Jeremiah is also a self-described autodidact since the age of eight.
It's so hard.
Put your hands together...
...that's less than a ten hour flight from JFK.
- That's amazing. - Amazing.
another penny to this university ever again.
Balakian, Jeremiah
OK, fine. But first, I have a question for all of you.
So you're saying I should apply?
I've been trying to reach you. I left you a million messages.
I thought I'd give contacts a try.
Is he ready for Ecuador?
Well, take out your pens.
You know, I went to Dartmouth, same time as you.
- Portia, I'll call you. - Please don't-.
I think this could help us avoid...
- It's quite an operation you have here. - Thank you.
I'll give you ten bucks if you can do it again.
No, you rock!
Students with blazing minds and hearts who will change the goddamn world!
I didn't realize until I was very far along...
Have a seal, please.
A selfish asshole. And I just wanted to come here and...
or did you remember to bring your toothbrush?
In fact, he's the most well read person I have met.
To me.
The boy. Jeremiah.
He's going to Yale.
The parents all think that their kids' acceptance...
She's captain of the cross-country team, sports editor of the school paper.
Yeah, I sent you a few e-mails and left a couple messages.
Recalcu Eating. Recalculating. Recalculating-.
Why would I?
Never start a folder if you can't finish it.
To say.
Then you could hang out and get to know each other.
Speaking of rejection,
...while working on his father's reindeer farm and...
These? Fake.
Bolton, Jesse
I can't stand babies. They're repulsive.
- What the hell. - I'm helping you.
They grow up so damn fast, don't they?
No, I'm in sixth grade.
Should I be?
And I've ordered everything, you just need to pick up the...
...start calling me Susannah.
Yeah.
She actually walked.
I don't know, it's just, Nelson and I have always traveled.
But I want you to be able to get by in the world.
Did you stay over?
It's OK. Mommy's here.
...I want him to be happy.
- James? - Ok, let's go see Princeton.
Wallace Thompson. Twenty-one hundred combined SAT...
UNLIKELY
So, Portia, like the Merchant of Venice?
This is my third world development class.
And 790, 780 and 790 on the SATs.
Wait! Polokov called him inspirational!
Yeah, I'm great.
...who else could you be? That's...
Woof!
Suspensions, detentions, a Special Ed class?
Are you Johnny's girlfriend?