Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, I know my last couple of shows

Jane was accidentally artificially inseminated

I have been unfairly maligned.

Now, where were we?

is affiliated with the Marbella again.

I mean, you turned out perfect without me.

I'm just really glad it all worked out.

In the history of time,

I mean Armando.

- That's true. - Then it's settled.

Ooh, and I got fired.

because she still loves Rafael,

Diego's giving me Monday nights.

and no boundaries.

♪ Junto a ti ♪

You didn't blow it up.

Of course I came.

I haven't seen my mom this happy in...

I was saving it for a special occasion.

So, just go for it.

Oh, this must be the surprise he was hinting about.

See tweets below.

that the caterer was gouging us,

Oh, yeah, my first solo adventure with Matelio.

and telling my mom the ins and outs

What's that shade called,

to just show up here like this,

Powdered donuts from the vending machine.

If the police have the chip, we both have a problem...

Oh, my pleasure.

So, what are you gonna do?

Dad, are you even listening to me?

Kick this operation into high gear.

what a screwed up family relationship.

Also a surprise?

Yeah, so, like, if he does any of those things,

How could he not notice?

Okay, your move, Jane.

this is Professor Chavez.

try to kiss your dad.

He's my professor.

A little more, a little more, great.

So, I have some bad news,

This is my mom, Diana.

It's the only way we can use it to draw them out.

- from his nap? - Uh, 1:30.

what I'm saying, right?

I've never seen my mom like that.

I did find something else.

And speaking of getting underneath...

Which we agreed to keep small.

B-because of that Web site?

I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have said that.