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I look like I've got a kitty
When she said she'd fuck the Jew out of you?
in Westwood, the palestinian one?
I think if you didn't want to sleep with her,
Okay. - Yeah, 'cause I put a lot of time into this.
- A pre-tournament dinner. I like it. - Jeff: Sure.
So listen, why don't we get together at my place tomorrow night...
Boy, you really are your mother's daughter, aren't you?
because you're the only one who can stand up to her.
- Let's go in. - No no no no no no.
No. - You're shoving it in their faces.
Oh, you can't? Really? Watch this.
- "I've gotta get back." - Okay.
- Ron: Absolute, bud. No doubt. - Ahh.
Don't you tell me to get out of your...
Oh!
- I will pay for it myself. - Let me see if I've got this right.
- The chutzpah, man. - Do you want me to warm them up for you?
Yeah, no, it's my... It's my fault.
All right, look,
she makes this really obnoxious sound.
- "Don't park there," listen. - Ron: Okay.
- Well, just tell her to stop saying it. - I can't tell her that.
This is... oh, you've taken a load off my shoulders,
- Are you? Huh? - I don't think I've ever played better.
It's my... I'll pay for the whole thing.
- Stop it. Just take it off. - You don't need to be proud in there.
Shara, Martin.
- Get over here! - Larry, I have a sister.
- Celery. - Yeah, I heard celery.
I think I know what it is. I'm sorry about the joke.
And I'll tell you what. You do that for me,
- Hey, dinner's up. - Larry: Hey.
Is that why you haven't been practicing?
- Oh, yes, I certainly did pick up on that. - Yeah?
she's gonna get over her anti-semitism,
I can have chicken at this anti-semitic shithole.
What do you know about social assassination?
- Can you believe it? I left the gate open. - Ron, are you fucking
right next door to goldblatt's deli.