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Hey BOTS why is Harold Baines a better DH than Edgar Martinez?
[ With Swedish Accent ] I'm a Swedish plumber. I'm here to fix your pipes.
[ Barry ] Look, I love her, man. Very sad.
I hope they hog-tie you. And then I hope they rape you, in their basement, for 10 years
Yes, yes.
- Well, I got an appointment, you know. - [Man] Oh, yeah.
This family should not have the artifact. it belongs in a museum.
This is as low as I go, okay?
[ Dee, Dennis Gasp] Hey, what's up, guys?
[ Charlie ] Very weird. [ Dennis ] Was not expecting that.
How come LeBron is better than MJ?
You are just gonna intentionally spray DNA all over the crime scene.
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You home? [Woman ] Up here, darlin'!
Yeah! How are we not supposed to fantasize...
If he just randomly comes home with some story about the alarm,
Are you not familiar with how a woman urinates?
Fine. I'm on board with that. But right now I'm trying to come up with solutions.
Can you go ahead and throw an extra double cheeseburger on there, please?
Screw it.
Negative, negative. it is an awesome plan, okay?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, Frank.
We'll talk this thing out like a family.
It’s weird that he was Asian right?
[ Door Closes ]
pink nightie.
The chips are off the table, okay?
[ Dennis ] What does that mean?
[ Charlie ] Frank, we're outta here!
I am not getting hog-tied over your lack of grace.
Yeah. Give me a chip. No, you're not getting the chips!
I didn't know which closet you were in, okay? I had to look in a lot.