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Well, now that we've split you two idiots up,
I know that. I regret that now. it was a very persuasive speech.
I d0n't know. I mean, until now,
Okay, I think the back door's this way.
H/'. I'm Elbert. I/ove you. Shut up!
I’m beginning to think we should just walk right out the front door then
Oh, no, no.
He wants chips, and I asked him in the store. You were there.
If some hillbilly comes up to me, I'm gonna lash him in the face.
Nothing was stolen. The vase is not stolen.
I was thinking this Southern violence talk was just bullshit.
Very strange. That was close.
Excuse me? Indiana Jones is a dumb movie?
Stop. Calm down. Calm down. Listen.
[ Knocking ]
Okay. We have got to get out of here now.
Dee, you're escalating shit.
We should go to Arizona and open up that imported leather shops we’ve always talked about
and then have them run in opposite directions, ripping us apart!
Oh. I just saw her put the vase in the suitcase.
It's vase time, bitches.
Well, we should not be committing crimes based on beliefs that are two hours old.
We need you to create a diversion. We have got to get out of this house.
Could you hold on one second, Dennis?
Oh, she's leaving. She's leaving.
I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep.
This is a nice woman planning a surprise California vacation.
I guess I can't say for sure.
You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm.
No, no, I doubt that. Yeah, yeah.
and opening leather shops in Arizona.
Can you throw an extra dbl cheeseburger in there please cuz I'm very hungry
Well, you had me all freaked out about spray and DNA evidence.