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Binky.
I have to pee so bad. Deandra, your breath is dog shit.
you gangly uncoordinated bitch
Let me get back to you on that. [ Button Clicks ]
Loud voice, breath reeks. Nosy.
but you cannot flush the toilet.
Fine. I'll be right back.
Do a Philadelphia accent if you insist on doing an accent.
Okay, yes, I'm seeing now that they are cowboy-
Frank, if she was bangin' Jay Leno,
Do you have the keys on you? Yeah, let's get the keys.
We've got to examine our process.
I'll give you that. [ Charlie ] I wouldn't even count it.
[Man] I got a call from the alarm company. They said it was the house.
Who is she talking to? What is she talking about pumngthetfiggeron?
Back off, bitch.
[Girl] Hi, Mama. I'm home.
No, Frank. They are always armed to the teeth.
Are you still talking about the vase? The vase is not cursed.
and they're all going to Disneyland. [ Tires Screeching ]
These people are from the South.
Leather shop in Arizona? Are you serious?
We have got to go.
about how I was the perfect one to lead us into the house because of my wonderful grace.
Mac, now is not the time to run off and get a hamburger.
We could have gotten in and out of there.
'Cause I'm very hungry.
Give me a chip. No, you don't get chips, Charlie!
How have we not been caught at this point?
I ain't leaving until I get that vase.
[Man ] Shut the hell up, or I will beat the hell out of you.
Eevee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch
I only ask because I think knowing this might help us get out of this mess.
I'm saying this was a totally avoidable situation.