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Burt's on his way.
They want us to hate each other.
But I've never actually seen a stewardess
Am I ever going to sleep again?
But you don't know me.
For casting this lucky fellow in the subway.
A raincoat already has one.
I know you won't like hearing this
Go on.
I like the ants.
We thought it decent to wait.
I'm not his typist.
If that's your news,
Although, now that I think of it,
I don't know how but I left my plane ticket
He didn't put up much of a fight.
Pardon?
Oh, my goodness!
I just wanted to let you both know
Hope I didn't break it.
Because you're no good.
But you'll try.
And boil it in hog fat.
What was that, sweetheart?
Yes! No!
I'm having luncheon
They need someone they can trust.
We still had a real yankee.
We're the future!
You can't guarantee that.
It was brought to our attention
Really is.
Keep going a lot of places andnding up
If she's so worried about getting married,
Going through other peoples bank accounts...
Is it?
I do worry about being followed though.
Very well-- thank you.
You americans don't know
Sal this is howard.
A truck is a laurie and an elevator is a lift.
Is there any brandy?
It's a great ad!
That sounds like it's existed forever
Never was.
No, we're accountants.
Surprise me. Okay.
To avoid you siphoning off the man hours.