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How deep did you have to dig to come up with that?
Are you headed to baltimore or d.C.?
Starting with taking you two gentlemen on a tour.
You got a blindfold, too?
Well, it was, uh, the middle of the night...
The girl's gone.
Bring your doggie bag.
No, I should say not.
I'm gonna cut his dick off and boil it in hog fat.
How honored I am with this promotion.
Martinsons, popsicle, relaxacizor,
Whatever the circumstance is it's nice to see you.
And I ate all of them and I got so...
Now you're offering me a chair.
I wanted to inform you
London fog.
You're the dying empire!
To be completely honest with me.
Go ahead.
Quick refill?
Good morning, burt.
It'd be my pleasure, bert.
Airplane.
Is this really happening?
No, I'm just verifying some information.
Sally has something to tell you.
Yes.
And it's fair.
That's capitalism.
I know, I told you this morning.
I've got eighty-five and my boots are off.
That's it?
Fellow comrades in mediocrity,
But it also in some way reminds me of our business.
Carla says she saw sally hitting it with a hammer.
Hello, sweetheart.
What'd lane read about it in some management book?
Help yourself.
We're charting the course of transition, right now.
And why you're distracted
He's going to be a part of this from now on.
Oh, god, I'm so glad
What could possibly be the matter?
Oh!
And you figure out what happened with utz.
Yes, but, um, shh.
You can smell the faint scent of coconut oil...
I told him it was a stupid idea
Somewhere I've already been.
Thank you.
Can I speak with you for a moment?
Who indeed?
Have a good night. You, too!
Sam.
I'm gonna take off my shoes.
There's no water there.
Everything's okay, folks.
Well, you're welcome.