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If I hand out 5,000 flyers, I get all the turkey shreds
Wow. I'm gonna meet a nurse.
But I'm your living human hero.
What am I, made of attention?
known as transference, where you project your feelings
Aw.
Kent Brockman here interviewing three blue-collar men
Mr. Szyslak, we know you.
and never saw them in temple again.
what? that's not what it said!
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it.
Marge, I've got a legal matter to deal with.
¶ If he ain't, he was sent here from hell ¶
Knee socks.
But I'm gonna take back my duct tape!
I'm Jean Louise Finch.
You and I have had a lot of fun these past few weeks,
(crying): Oh, no. I hate to see a pork chop cry.
A little more help.
"The Edge of 13," and, for boys, "Jack the Stripper."
Say it in American.
They know I did it. Protect me, Dad.
with your calmness and bravery.
at the end of a great book,
"Ho, Sweet Ho"? "Baby's First Thong"?
Okay, I've decided.
Okay, I'll finish my book.
(Southern accent): Excuse me, Mr. Szyslak.
Marge, get in here.
Grow up too fast.
Too late now, boy. Just, uh, play with the siren.
you got 45 seconds each.
I see. Wow. Marge, it's totally normal
I got addicted to Agatha Christie books.
Oh, sweetie, it's starting to melt.