Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, couples therapy. You got 90 seconds.
Oh, you'd be surprised at the things
Daddy will give you a little help.
(angry chatter)
Bup, bup, bup. Great man,
and when it ends, it's another thing she'll blame you for.
Okay, that's it. I've heard enough and three past that.
and once I finish, it's over forever.
Who is responsible for this meshugana behavior?
Kick Homer in the butt?
(gasps) She respects me.
My head's on a stalk, and my color is...
-(timer dings) -Now, good-bye.
Can I please get back my after-show cupcakes?
40 after the explanation. You, get in!
(both crying)
The terrible racism you're reading about
I've got that terrible feeling where I'm almost
shifting times for drinking, scheduling bathroom breaks,
D'oh!
for tonight, honey. It's getting late.
which, let's face it, is the way things should be.
Purple.
And where is this other kid?
I'm gonna let you do one thing just for yourself.
-Liar. -Let's go again.
You know whose hero I am? Maggie's. Come here, girl.
counsel kids with food in my mouth.
No, no! You promised you would cut this scene.
And dig I will. (chuckles)
-snap this rubber band on your wrist. -Ow.
(school bell rings)
Oh, what to do, what to do?
We've got to put this family back in place.
Well, I always thought my dad was a big fat loser