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B a e t l e s d x z c f b g h n j I u t r f g l k m n o p y t r e v c z x b v h n m j k d d a
-Thanks. Just one thing. -Yes, Dad?
Huh? Oh. Uh, you were the best one, sweetie.
Act out until somebody pays attention to you.
Yeah, okay.
(normal voice): He stood up for me.
Woo-hoo! Man beats machine!
I'm worried that my daughter is ruining her family
Well, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.
Now let's move it.
the day after Mom left. That was a tough week there.
Not a good time to film a commercial.
I got it.
SCOUT (on TV): Don't you remember me, Mr. Cunningham?
Change that, and what do you get?
-Shut up! -I should be first.
"Twerking Girl"?
Have an affair?
And make sure you don't have any more kids.
my eyes are in contact with.
Who says my class is grim? Who's Jem?
-You haven't decided yet? -Don't rush me.
But always remember you're my dad,
Kick Lisa in the butt.
Homer, I think Bart could use a little attention.
I just did.
You'll discover I'm not the perfect man you think.
Well...
¶ ¶
(watch ticking)
¶ Time loves a hero ¶