Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The more I laugh the hornier he gets.

the rest of the world ain't caught on to yet?

You really didn't know.

Why, I've seen her fingers bleed

WOMAN: Great, Patsy!

She's a doll, I'll tell you. Thank you, honey.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, from world-famous Grand Ole Opry,

You never asked me nothing about no new house.

Make a lot of chocolate pies, Loretta?

I don't care if I die tomorrow, Doo,

You played it, huh? You ain't even took it out of the wrapper.

You're listening to Tri-State Country with your DJ, Bobby Day

And the White House social season should be glittering and gay

(PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)

I lost him someway

You're lookin' at country

(PLAYING UPBEAT COUNTRY SONG)

I thought it might do us a little good.

Back in baby's arms

Let's go, darlin'. Let's do this thing now, I ain't got all day.

Go ahead and y'all just play.

I done wrote myself a song, Betty Sue.

Of course I do. I married Charlie, didn't I?

And I guess it shows

Come off that dumb hillbilly act.

(CROWD CHEERING)

I said, "Oh, ain't nobody sings as good as Patsy."

That's ever been broken...

the number one country music entertainer,

The purtiest boy

Mr. Webb, me and Loretta

And he's sick and I...

You put the dadgum bedroom in the front of the house, Doo,

I picked this particular spot on account of, well, from right in there

...nothing but wrong

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'

Well, I found out, a-big brave chief

It ain't right.

I just said you ain't asked me nothing about it. You never do.

(MINERS JEERING)

Showed me I ain't about to spend my life

So I wanna dedicate this song to her.

You left me and you went away

I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.

Here you are an old married woman. How do you like it?

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

I'm about as old-fashioned as I can be

Heck, I'll bid a dollar, buddy.

Anything we can't buy we'll make.

Don't you hit me. I'll whip your butt, girl! Goddamn!

I'd better not ever catch you with trash like that again.

And I'm about ready to die.

My gosh, Doo, this has got pictures in it.

BROTHER: Mmm. Why don't you try that one?

Yeah, I'm proud to be a coal miner's daughter

Money made from sellin' a hog

Well, hell, I thought you'd want a new house, babe.

(BABY GURGLING)

Many nights I've laid awake and cried

(PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)

The last time I seen you

Now, go to sleep, Ernest Ray. You, too, Jack Benny.

This heart would break in two if you refuse me

Oh, Jack Benny done that. Him and Ernest Ray was having a little race.

We were so happy my heart was in a whirl

I got something I wanna show you.

It brings memories

So get out while you can

with a satisfied mind...

She has a problem with the words now.

Jack, Loretta's getting to be a woman. Going on 14.

You want me to forget

or doing something that I'm good at.

Hey, hey. How about one fifth wheel buying another one a drink?

I wanted to surprise you, baby.

I'll have to whup you.

You just say, "Hey, baby, here's the deal, take it or leave it!"

The Grand Ole Opry!

She heard me. She was listening in the hospital.

I don't want you ever wearing no lipstick,

I like it and it's stayin'. Where the hell you going?

we're gonna buy when I get back.

Oh, there she is. She's on right now, she's on the radio!

Are you so dad-burned ignorant,

You just run off. Didn't ask nobody or nothing.

You look tired, you okay?

(LAUGHING) Doo!

You say you're gonna take him but I don't think you can

please welcome The Westerneers' new girl singer,

A Grand Ole Opry welcome for Patsy Cline!

Jack Benny, stop kicking him under the table.

(CROWD CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

(BELL JINGLES) Loretta, come on, honey.

(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

And six papooses to break and wean