Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I didn't know I threw that thing away.

Well, one thing's for sure,

In the pines...

'Cept the memories of a coal miner's daughter

I can't sleep a wink, that is true

I can't. I'm married.

But I haven't yet

Long distance! Your ma's calling from Kentucky!

I'm freezing, Doo.

Say, lady, I'll auction off them pies for you.

You want a hot breakfast, you got to go with me.

Well, a lot of things have changed since way back then

MAN: That saved a wretch like me.

But my life's running me and...

I love him still

Ain't no chance of gettin' in that goddamned car, hey, boys?

I bet we never quarrel anymore

Do you two have rings?

Now, you go stand right over yonder and keep your eyes on Ernest.

Many nights I've laid awake and cried

I got me $25 that says I can do it. Does anybody wanna bet me?

No, baby, we can't afford it. We ain't got the money.

You can buy 'em anywhere

If I played all of 'em, I wouldn't have time to play anything else.

And I'm gonna stand right here

Oh, Lord, Loretta.

and being an old man time I'm 40.

Instead of having sweet dreams

And this little girl would walk a country mile

Bye-bye, honey.

(SINGING) Well, I was born the coal miner's daughter

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

It's just a little rough the first time, Loretty, is all.

'Sides that, you got to come with me, I love you.

or makeup or none of that junk, I don't like it.

Hey, Cousin Ted,

That heap of red dog back yonder.

Yeah, well, let me tell you something.

He shoveled coal to make a poor man's dollar

Now try to quit that complaining and relax.

at least you'd have been working somewhere.

Don't know why we quarreled

Where's my... Where's Doo?

DOOLITTLE: Boys, there ain't no place this thing can't take me.

MAN 1: Shit! Hey!

(SQUEALING) Instead of having sweet dreams...

What we are thinking when Democrats are talking.

All right, that's $3 once, $3 twice...

Get away with every parrot you got. Uh-huh.

So, let's give a great big Grand Ole Opry welcome

Doo, if you're born in the mountains, you got three choices,

The hell you will. You're gonna do exactly whatever the hell I tell you.

(JEEP APPROACHING)

wild as the devil.

At night we'd sleep 'cause we were tired

CHILDREN: Come on, dance.

That he don't love me anymore and I'll have to let him go

ALL: There she is!

You know, darlin', you might have found something

You mean together?

(MINERS CONTINUE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

It's a nice song, Mommy.

Mommy, I love you.

How am I supposed to get any sleep?

I'm gonna kiss you good night. Ain't you ever been kissed before. Huh?

Loretta, Patsy Cline's husband.

Doo, sometimes I think you got a washer missing in your brain.

Red's the color that drives men wild.

Thank you, Patsy.

When I was a trusting wife

Baby, it's just a little rough the first time, that's all.

When you come home drinkin' and can barely crawl

What you mean running off like that with that wild boy?

Herman, get your feet off!

Get back in here. I like you better natural. Forget the lipstick.

'cause I'm gonna call you up after my first song.

I'll have one of them beers, please, plus one Coca-Cola.

Who are you telling what?

You understand that?

because that's what a damn marriage...

Maybe I oughta keep that. Keep it burnin'.

I got something sitting right on back there at that table...

I want you to know first time I seen that girl

I got something to tell you, girl.

Loretta? Uh-huh.

Yeah, I'll get it for you.

I'm talking about real money, Doo.

DOOLITTLE: I knocked, but I reckon y'all couldn't hear me outside.

Get all that crap off your face, by God,

And start my life anew?

toxic cheryl de coursey was bohoouppla's bohpa bohpa booooohoobowoowu bawp boohoonlyip boohooupperooouni boouiiyouoopshowooyoppering wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

Daddy always managed to get the money somewhere

He's out in the alley trying to sober up enough to do his show.

Listen, I'm trying to hear the radio, you all. Delmar, turn that thing up!

Sit down there.

And now, folks, we've got a special treat for you.

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

(COUGHING) Let's cover your mouth when you're coughing.

I wanna be a singer, Doo!

Coal dust give him the headache.

(CROWD APPLAUDING) Thank you all.

(PLAYING UPBEAT COUNTRY SONG)

What are you doing in here with them kids?

What did you do all day, baby?

I figured that'd be a good day for you and me to get married,

Come back, Mommy!

and it just sorta laid right there.

signifying unto all the uniting

but right now what you and me have to worry about...

It's a song I wrote myself, it's called Honky Tonk Girl.

Hey, where is the next one?

Oh, Daddy, them things don't do that. Do they?

(LORETTA SINGING ON RADIO)