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I guarantee it.

and Doolittle, he's driving...

And when that pretty girl turns to me

Why don't you have a phone put in sometime, Mooney?

Loretty, you know I don't like to boss you, but I got to now, honey.

How you doing, Bo?

Come on, let's go to the bus.

What did you do that for?

Hell, you got people fighting each other to take care of you.

(CROWD CHEERING)

Listen to your daddy.

Takes that pretty girl round the world

It was on a moonlit night The stars shining bright

Maybe you ought to slow down some.

The wedding ring is an outward and visible sign

How sweet it sounds

(TOILET FLUSHING)

Doo, what time is it?

Sure, baby, go ahead. I'll take the young'uns. Get your mama's guitar.

now you don't wanna let 'em down.

Come on and sit down.

Well, I like my lovin' done country style

MAN: Was blind but now I see.

I mean, generally people that can sing can talk.

That's sold, right there, for a dollar. (CHEERING)

I don't guess he ever got over me taking her off from home, Doc.

That ain't no car. Looks like something from Mars.

Wait'll they go to bed, then you can catch them together,

And what I see's a pity

DJ ON RADIO: Now here's that number one hit, Walkin' After Midnight.

We're Gonna Have A Baby Brother! Peanuts & Marbles & Magical Miracles, That's What Little Boys Are made of!

You're good at managing me.

I thought you looked just like a little toy soldier.

Do you really think I sing good?

But here in Topeka The rain is a-fallin'

coal mine, moonshine or moving on down the line.

Okay. We'll go shopping.

make welcome Miss Loretta Lynn.

I can't sleep a wink, that is true

You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat

With lovin' on your mind

Junior, come on, take 'em out. Please?

Even if I have to remind him every now and then

Who's that sow wallowing in your jeep?

What? Never mind.

Ever since you left me I've done nothing but wrong

Put the backdrop back on the bed.

Well, hell, I'm sorry, Loretta, but you drove me to it!

I need somebody to talk to.

What's the matter with you?

Baby, I can't hear you!

Yes, honey, I've got to sing over in Lynden.

What have you got on your face?

No, it ain't, Doc, it ain't never gonna be over.

(TRAIN CHUGGING)

I need you, Doo.

(ENGINE STARTING) WOMAN: That's Loretta Lynn!

Herman, I'm gonna kill you!

That's what you look like to me

Folks, we got a special treat for you here today,

Get up there in front of the backdrop.

But maybe it'll turn to somethin'...

Aren't you gonna talk?

Oh, all right, that's a dollar once, that's a dollar twice...

BROTHER 1: Okay.

Y'all get washed up before you come in.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, make welcome, please,

And I've tried and I've tried

Well, you must have got 'em mixed up, Loretta.

Get in there, baby.

That really isn't an act, is it?

Hell, let's go to the house, let's call the lawyers and get a divorce.

and Doo, that's my husband,

Get up, Mommy. Do your squaw dance.

We gotta drive all the way to Spokane.

That's just from grinning, baby, that's from pure happiness.

We're gonna have a baby!

Oh, Loretty, that there book,

DAVE: "Jackie's seen in a discotheque."

All right, we'll put the bedroom

There's your mama, kids, let's go.

Okay, honey, Mama will be home soon. Bye-bye.

And I mean damn lucky!

Get out of there, sweetheart, I'm trying to take your mama's picture.

We gotta move right now, you understand?

And then right...

Hey, you know, I saved all of my maternity clothes.

No, no, I mean more better. That little lady sings her hind end off.

Miss Loretta Lynn. (CROWD CHEERING)

When I left Virginia I swore

a little girl, the next day I was married,

I can't read this book, Doo. It's got all 'em great big ol' words in it.

All you gotta do is lay up and count it as the old lady rakes it in.

I said a country boy

The what? Oh. The transmitter.

Look at this one. Look.

Wait a minute, I ain't got all these doodads sewed on yet.

Now, what's a foot-long word supposed to mean, huh?

Oh, Doo, I don't need no book to tell me what's wrong.

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

I'll be right with you, Hoss.

Betty Sue, you take care of the little ones, okay?

I'm cooking it as fast as I can, darling.

That dadgum word is a foot long.

MAN: Oh, that's Patsy Cline.

Well, that's just my way

Yes, you can, baby.

I made this for you.

Loretta Lynn? Loretta Lynn? Loretta Lynn?

Take care. Now, I'm calling you first thing Monday, don't forget.