Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm pregnant again, Patsy.

DOOLITTLE: Whoa, babies. Whoa, babies.

tragically killed early this morning

Besides that, how are they gonna keep us out?

MAN 3: Yeah, I got this right here.

I love him still

Well, we don't need no fortune-teller to know that.

Yes, just like you was at home.

To find her a good ol' slow-talkin'...

MAN: Hey, sweet thing!

I fall to pieces

You need a little more time to learn how to cook.

It ain't gonna be so hard to get up here next time.

LORETTA: (SINGING) The captain, he must have been drinkin'

Oh, dang, you guessed it.

GIRL: F, O, D...

(CHILDREN CLAMORING)

You know, the first time I ever seen you I said,

if you run off and hide like a stupid hillbilly?

BOTH: Give the company their money back.

I said I ain't gettin' in it and I ain't!

So fill my glass up to the rim

How I missed those lovin' arms

Doo, they liked me!

Hello, darlin'. Come here, baby.

There ain't nothing for me in Kentucky, Loretta.

Now, I want you to make a list.

It's a chocolate pie here, belong to

Walkin' the floor over you

No, I ain't leaving.

Come on, fellas, let's go.

LORETTA ON RADIO: And then I sung it for Doolittle. That's my husband.

In fact, I got Randy's old things, too.

I ain't gonna get used to you getting on me and sweating like an old pig!

Can I go with you?

You come to tell me somethin'

if I have to kick your

We never did before

I'm your wife! Boy, you better think of a better reason than that.

Oh, I do my share of the work, mister. Delmar, turn it up!

We're Gonna Have A Baby Brother! Peanuts & Marbles & Magical Miracles, That's What Little Boys Are made of!

You got one of your bad headaches again, Daddy?

to live together in the holy estate of matrimony?

or a hill she can't climb.

I guess I'm what's giving 'em to you.

Pretend we've never met

Yeah, darling, I'll get me a nap later on.

MINER: Get your mule, son.

I don't wanna go against y'all, Mrs. Webb,

Because they don't die. The real ones just die.

And the next step's even more important than that

Got a wife singing on the Opry.

They've been known to.

Really don't like telephones.

I know she's young, I know how much y'all love her,

Did you hurt yourself? Your jaw's swelling up.

You must not be too married, you ain't wearing no ring.

the first lady of country music,

Shine on the one that's gone and left me blue

LORETTA: Mama's back in Kentucky taking care of the four babies.

Yeah, if you slow down, they forget about you.

Loretty, you home!

(KNOCK ON WINDOW PANE)

Buddy, could you give us a minute, please?

Damn! MAN: Hello, Patsy!

I don't know who you are. But I know what you are.

He'll say, "Loretta, spread me up

...that'll raise the Titanic some day

and pull a set of window blinds down, are you?

Six bits? Got six bits right there. Who's gonna bid a dollar?

BOY 2: What you got in that box?

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

DOOLITTLE: Y'all scared of the rain? You ain't gonna melt.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

And all that lovin' on me won't make things right

DOOLITTLE: Two bits? Buddy, that's an insult!

I'm gonna give you the biggest baby shower in Nashville.

Go with Grandma. Come on, girl.

Stop making that noise. You sound like an old bear growling.

Since we found how much it hurts

(SPEEDY CHUCKLES)

Well, darlin', I'm tellin' you now

No, and I'm not too ignorant to know

Anything we can't make, we'll steal.

that you know how to do.

Don't worry about him, kids.

(ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING)

PEGGY SUE: Mommy, look who's here! Loretta!