Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's walkin' away

'Cause if you're lookin' at me

And one's on the way

I reckon we'll have to wait and see who grows up to be who.

What you get me a guitar for?

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

(PLAYING BLUEGRASS MUSIC) (CROWD CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

Took you riding?

No, not a hell of a lot. Working too goddamn hard. What about you?

It sure enough is. (BUS HORN HONKING)

(CHILD COUGHING)

WOMAN ON RADIO: (SINGING) I'm always walkin' after midnight

Mud, flood, hell or high water.

You are? Well, you know what they say about baloney now, don't you?

It didn't look like no talking to me. I'm warning you, Doo,

Y'all settle down here now and be quiet.

(SINGING) Women like you, they're a dime a dozen

Hell, Ted said to ask Clary and Clary said to ask Ted and... I don't know.

How'd you like to come back to work for me?

What are you doing in the bottom anyhow?

As you said in the words

you don't even know them people!

Oh, Lord, them pies ain't the only thing salty about you, are they?

And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doing a brand-new dance

Just long enough to get the money to send for you.

and he said, "That's about the prettiest song as I ever heard,

Goddamn, woman, don't you ever warn me about nothing!

I got something with your name written on it right here.

to save you from ruining your life.

And now I'm a honky tonk girl

Turn the radio off. We can't afford no new batteries.

I'm too happy to even think about that now.

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

You want me to watch for that next transmitter?

Hey, look, no kidding, you can't be in here while I'm doing a show, okay?

There ain't a creek she can't ford, a gully she can't jump

Who's walkin' by his side

so long as you both shall live?

'Cause if you're lookin' at me

Ain't got no place in here for drunks.

You're gonna sing for these old boys in here in the morning,

Searching for you

Looks like that's it for me.

(PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)

Well, you just have to make up your mind, darling,

and that's getting people to play the dad-burned thing,

I know that, Daddy.

They don't give a damn.

Wilt thou love her, comfort her,

Goddamn, Loretta. Don't you ever stop to think

Where have you been?

Well, if you ain't a picker, what are you?

Oh, she'll talk up a storm if she feels like it.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

You know, mister, if you knew Loretta,

I come to see Doc Turner.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

And if I hadn't lied

you wear your knee pads, you skin your back.

Doolittle's been up the house every day this week.

Oh, yes, darlin', take it. Take it.

That's right, that's WCBL.

You boys stop fighting and listen to me sing.

MAN ON RADIO: (SINGING) Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'

I'm hoping and I'm praying as my heart breaks right in two

You say I ought to know

I'm gonna lose my voice.

Still, from the looks of things,

the first lady of country music, the coal miner's daughter,

DOOLITTLE: Deal is, Loretta, you can sing in every little honky tonk in the country.

(SINGING) Have I told you lately that I love you?

What are you up to?

I'll do just what I want!

What the hell are you doing running off and hiding like a...

so we can wake up every morning

said happy anniversary and said why don't you call her more often.

Bye, Jack! Bye, Ernest Ray! Bye-bye.

I'm getting so sick of baloney.

Well, let me add up all these damn things

(WATER RUNNING)

else they'll keep you running back and forth all night long.

Doolittle, what are you doing?

Let her go, boys. (BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYING)

You know, I'm gonna tell you something else,

is gonna be covered in wildflowers in six weeks' time,

Where do you want me to look?

Did you stay up all night again, honey?

The hell you getting in such an uproar about, Loretta?

Come on, let's move it up. I'm cold, I'm miserable, I'm wet,

Yeah, I remember you used to pay me a nickel for every jug I sold.

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

I've been having them bad headaches again, Doo.

Stay away from that Doolittle Lynn

Brings heartache my way

No, I'm gonna be living in a tree house,

Was you just gonna leave me?

As there he goes

Stop growling, Doo, you sound like an old bear or something.