Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lord, Lord, don't do it, Loretty.

when we get back here.

Most people can't without they learn how first.

(CHUCKLES) Oh. Let me put it this way,

it all depends on that, darling.

If you don't wear 'em, you skin your knees.

I love you, Doo.

a lot of dues to get on the Opry.

I ain't said I don't want no new house.

if you was keeping your man satisfied,

Come back from the army acting like a wild heathen.

Oh, thank the Lord. Maybe it ain't too late

The longest train

Look here at this. These radios are on sale real cheap.

I need somebody that cares about me.

You know, I forgot I had this.

You're just a little girl, he's a grown-up man,

(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

Yeah, it looks like you had a happy one.

Oh, great. Then we'll both have our own bedroom.

I'm no good without you anyhow

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

than have to whip you like that?

BOBBY: Well, let's get a listen to it, folks, brand-new on the Zero label,

DOOLITTLE: I'll take all bets.

I don't wanna have it.

when he gets home.

is fixing to get married if it's all right with you.

Dear, have I told you lately that I love you?

Yes, you can. I done fixed it up for you.

Doo? You all right?

Wilt thou love him, comfort him,

I get in here every day?

Baby, you've got 10,000 people sitting out there waiting on you.

Why'd you say they didn't like us?

The game you're a-hunting for ain't beef

What am I supposed to say when we get in there?

Darlin', I don't know what to tell you.

Dadgummit, Doo.

LORETTA ON RADIO: (SINGING) We were so happy my heart was in a...

"good as Patsy Cline."

What have you been doing?

And now I'm a honky tonk girl

What are you grinning about?

(ENGINE STRAINING)

so I thought, "Shoot. I better just lock myself up in it,

I guess y'all all know she's over in the hospital

he'll get to acting horny. What?

but I can't sing in front of people. I just can't.

Come on in here, Doo. I was just about to blast you one.

Three, four, one.

What you see in them grounds, Mommy?

Except me and Doo is separated.

ANNOUNCER: You know, Patsy Cline has been

Yeah, come on, Mama.

Besides, if these girls want to eat pies with a boy,

Beautiful. That's just beautiful. That's it, babe.

All I could hear was those dadgum drums beatin' in my ear.

If you like me so much, you can walk me home.

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

And I spent half the morning fixing that.

All right, tape is rolling, we're ready. Let's go for take one.

Now look, this'll take you through your fifth month.

Y'all get out of here or I'm gonna

All right, honey, what are you gonna sing for us?

Doo worked so hard to get us this record!

Hop in that jeep, let's go say hello to Mama. There she is!

So thanks for coming in, you all. Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye.

I got the names for 'em, Doo.

(MINERS CHEERING)

CLARA: How they feel? Loretta.

Well, that's the way you're supposed to feel when you're in love.

It's because it froze between here and the damn restaurant.

DJ ON RADIO: You're listening to a special memorial tribute to the late Patsy Cline,

(GUNSHOT) (GRUNTS)

Who made honky tonk angels...

Hey, Patsy, Mooney says he's gonna take me squirrel hunting.

Doo, this is Charlie Dick, Patsy Cline's husband.

Miss Loretta Lynn.

Hi, Ted. Hey, Carl.

Many nights I've laid awake and cried

To complain there was no need

(SONG ENDS) (CROWD CHEERING)

In the summertime we didn't have shoes to wear

(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

He'll introduce you if the show ain't running too long.

Mrs. Webb, uh, me...

All right, you all got one more pie left.

A sow. That's a woman pig.

He puts it in a garbage can

(LAUGHING) Doo! Jack Benny!

This is the chorus.

Well, you've been makin' your brags around town

Well, what are you, Herman?

Darling, come over here and sit on my knee.

Ernest Ray, your daddy is gonna wear you out

of an inward and spiritual grace

Here's your baloney, 48 cents.

That Sears Roebuck I ordered come in yet?

(CHUCKLES) Not for no nickel a jug!

Wait a minute. I want you to mind your manners around here

Okay, darling. Bye-bye, darling.

Well, darlin', I'm tellin' you now

Where'd you get all that?

(ENGINE STARTING)

Miss Loretta Lynn.

Where's my egg, Mommy?