Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND FRESHENING MY LIPSTICK.

THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF CRAP I'VE EVER SEEN.

* EXCEPT YOU AND ME *

AREN'T YOU HUNGRY?

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

IS HE FETCHING SOMETHING FROM HIS CAR?

ALEX AND I TALKED ABOUT EVERYTHING WE PLAN TO DO,

THOSE THINGS -- THEY SCARE THE LIFE OUT OF ME.

EVERY SONG IS THE SAME. THE SAME TUNE NOTE.

UM, YOU KNOW, GRANDMA, DID I MENTION THAT,

THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, KIRK.

YEAH, I WANNA BE BURIED THERE.

SHUT UP AND BE COOL. DON'T SAY ANYTHING. WHY?

IF YOU'RE GONNA CALL RORY FOR THE WRONG REASON.

IT'S NOT LIKE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN THAT YOU WON'T KNOW ABOUT.

YO, DUDE, THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL.

THEY HAD A SHOWBIZ SPAT. FILL ME IN.

SWIM ALONG WITH THE BOAT, BREATHE THROUGH A STRAW? FORGET IT.

BYE. YOU'RE NOT FOOD.

First, he arrives late. How disrespectful is that?

YEAH, IT WAS SOMETIME IN THERE.

SO, YOU'RE ACTUALLY BRINGING JESS TO DINNER ON FRIDAY?

IS IT? YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH DEAN.

I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE BEAKING OF MY OWN.

I HAVE NOTHING. WE'RE IN CONNECTICUT.

THERE'LL ONLY BE ONE GRANDPARENT TO CONTEND WITH.

YOU ABRUPTLY STOPPED MENTIONING HIM 11 DINNERS AGO, SO I FIGURED THAT WAS THE CASE.

TOUTE DE SUITE, AND I DON'T MEAN THE CANDY!

AND IT'S BY A VENICE BEACH BEATNIK

THAT CUTS US OFF FROM OUR ROUTE TO THE INTERSTATE.

I'VE BEEN HOME ALL NIGHT. WHAT FLIERS?

YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CHANGE.

BEHIND YOU? YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING BEHIND YOU.

BEING JEALOUS OF DEAN IS POINTLESS.

MAKE LIKE THE WIND.

BACK TO THE SALT MINES.

I WILL. I PROMISE.

"OOPS, I FORGOT MY POCKETKNIFE." "OOPS, I'M OUT OF ONES."

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

FIX WHAT? THIS FLASHING!

THE WOMAN TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN

GOSH, I JUST WASN'T SURE IF YOU GUYS WOULD BE ACCEPTING OF MY DEVOUTNESS.

AND I WANNA DEDICATE THIS SONG TO HER.

EVEN THOUGH I COULD TELL PRACTICALLY THE DAY SHE STOPPED SEEING HIM.

LOOK, RORY, I'M ALREADY IN A CRAPPY MOOD.

YOU'RE PETEY THE DOG. I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS.

YOU KNOW...I KINDA LIKED THE "BODY IN THE TRUNK" THING.

WHAT KINDA EVENT WOULD YOU HAVE INVITED DEAN TO?

I SHOULDN'T CALL HER. IT'S UP TO YOU.

GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. IT'S BEEN A GOOD SYSTEM. IT WORKS.

AND THAT INCLUDED GETTING DRESSED

WE WERE HAULED IN THERE TO WATCH HER TRY OUT MATERIAL

HOW'D YOU EXPLAIN THE BLACK EYE TO THE GILMORES?

NO, I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO.

IS THAT THE ONE?