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OH, MAN, GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY HEAD.

MAYBE HE'S GONNA GET ANOTHER SWAN, COME BACK,

LET'S JUST PICK. WELL, I'M SICK OF BURGERS,

YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT A MULE. WHAT?

WITH LANE'S NAME -- YOU HAVE THE "L,"

NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHY MY BOYFRIEND

WE'LL GRAB A CAB. HEY, THAT FITS RIGHT IN.

YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE RUDE TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER, RORY.

* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *

HE SHOWED UP WITH A BIG BLACK EYE.

SWEAR? I SWEAR. DID HE SAY IT WAS ME?

THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU ABOUT THE WEEKEND.

NICE TO MEET YOU. SAME HERE.

WE'RE ON A FLIER? You and a few others.

THANKS FOR THE PAYCHECK.

SHE'LL MAKE ME BOW AND BACK OUT.

LANE -- SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU. SHE DOES?

THE STORE'S ON PEACH? PLUM.

I'M GONNA FIND OUT EVENTUALLY.

MAYBE HE'S NOT THAT CONSERVATIVE.

GOOD, HERE IT IS. OKAY. SO...

NOW, TELL ME WHERE DID YOU GET THE BLACK EYE?

WHEN I'M OUTSIDE NECKING WITH A BOY? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

IT'S GONNA NEED A LOT OF POSTAGE.

NO. IT'S JUST DRAWINGS AND THAT FAT GUY TALKING.

Kirk: SOMETHING ON THE NOSE AND EXPECTED. GOT IT. KIRK!

SO A PLACE THAT HAS MORE THAN BURGERS --

BUT YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

WE STILL NEED A SIGNAL. WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

THE EYE -- DID IT JUST HAPPEN?

IT WASN'T A FIGHT WITH DEAN! I JUST ASKED.

AND IT WAS -- UGH! I CAN'T EVEN SAY.

MOM, WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKED? THIS IS NOT FREAKED.

THAT'S WORTH FIVE AT LEAST.

FINE. FORGET IT.

WHY DOES IT SAY, "NOT IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH KIRK"?

YOU KNOW WHAT, GRANDMA. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, JESS DOES HAVE NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT OFF.

YOU CAN'T SHUT DOWN. YOU CAN'T AVOID HER CALLS.

I'M JUST GONNA GIVE HER A CALL.

THIS IS VERY ACCEPTING, GUYS.

THAT'S MY MOM. I'M GLAD THIS WORKED OUT. YEAH, ME TOO.

MYSELF, RICHARD, GRAN.

AND THEY'RE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

BUT THAT'S NOT EMBARRASSING.

I'M UPSET, BUT I'M OKAY.

YOU ARE MY RANDOMLY PICKED AUDIENCE.

UM, A BUNCH OF US ARE GOING. IT'LL BE DINNER AND A SHOW.

AND YOU'RE GUARANTEED A GREAT NORMA DESMOND STYLE BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING.

FOR TONIGHT, YEAH.

PRETENDING TO GET SOMETHING TO KEEP THEM FROM DOING SOMETHING WE DON'T WANT.

DUDE. HEY. FIND IT OKAY?

[ CLEARS THROAT ] NOW, HOW 'BOUT THE REAL STORY?

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. WHY?