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THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

WE STILL NEED A SIGNAL. WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

THE EYE -- DID IT JUST HAPPEN?

PRETENDING TO GET SOMETHING TO KEEP THEM FROM DOING SOMETHING WE DON'T WANT.

NOW, TELL ME WHERE DID YOU GET THE BLACK EYE?

NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHY MY BOYFRIEND

* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *

SWEAR? I SWEAR. DID HE SAY IT WAS ME?

YOU KNOW WHAT, GRANDMA. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, JESS DOES HAVE NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT OFF.

MOM, WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKED? THIS IS NOT FREAKED.

WITH LANE'S NAME -- YOU HAVE THE "L,"

AND IT WAS -- UGH! I CAN'T EVEN SAY.

YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT A MULE. WHAT?

Kirk: SOMETHING ON THE NOSE AND EXPECTED. GOT IT. KIRK!

THAT'S WORTH FIVE AT LEAST.

LANE -- SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU. SHE DOES?

UM, A BUNCH OF US ARE GOING. IT'LL BE DINNER AND A SHOW.

DUDE. HEY. FIND IT OKAY?

I'M JUST GONNA GIVE HER A CALL.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] NOW, HOW 'BOUT THE REAL STORY?

NO. IT'S JUST DRAWINGS AND THAT FAT GUY TALKING.

IT'S GONNA NEED A LOT OF POSTAGE.

WE'RE ON A FLIER? You and a few others.

NICE TO MEET YOU. SAME HERE.

WHY DOES IT SAY, "NOT IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH KIRK"?

YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE RUDE TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER, RORY.

MAYBE HE'S GONNA GET ANOTHER SWAN, COME BACK,

FOR TONIGHT, YEAH.

AND YOU'RE GUARANTEED A GREAT NORMA DESMOND STYLE BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING.

OH, MAN, GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY HEAD.

MAYBE HE'S NOT THAT CONSERVATIVE.

SO A PLACE THAT HAS MORE THAN BURGERS --

GOOD, HERE IT IS. OKAY. SO...

AND THEY'RE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

YOU CAN'T SHUT DOWN. YOU CAN'T AVOID HER CALLS.

WE'LL GRAB A CAB. HEY, THAT FITS RIGHT IN.

BUT YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

SHE'LL MAKE ME BOW AND BACK OUT.

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. WHY?

THE STORE'S ON PEACH? PLUM.

YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU ABOUT THE WEEKEND.

BUT THAT'S NOT EMBARRASSING.

LET'S JUST PICK. WELL, I'M SICK OF BURGERS,

I'M GONNA FIND OUT EVENTUALLY.

THANKS FOR THE PAYCHECK.

MYSELF, RICHARD, GRAN.

THIS IS VERY ACCEPTING, GUYS.

IT WASN'T A FIGHT WITH DEAN! I JUST ASKED.

YOU ARE MY RANDOMLY PICKED AUDIENCE.

I'M UPSET, BUT I'M OKAY.

WHEN I'M OUTSIDE NECKING WITH A BOY? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

HE SHOWED UP WITH A BIG BLACK EYE.

THAT'S MY MOM. I'M GLAD THIS WORKED OUT. YEAH, ME TOO.

FINE. FORGET IT.