Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S PART STORIES, PART SONGS,

I'LL WALK TO PEACH, DOWN THE ALLEY, OVER THE FENCE,

I AM GOING TO STUDY AT SCHOOL,

THEN I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO GRANDMA'S FROM THERE.

WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN INSIDE ONE, BUT WE OWN THE STOCK.

I SUPPOSE I'LL EVENTUALLY MEET HIM SOMEDAY AT SOME FUNCTION.

I ALSO WANNA BE COMFORTABLE. WHAT'S HE WEARING, A JOGGING SUIT?

WHY'D YOU SHOW IT? I LIKE SHOWING YOU WHAT I'M READING.

DO YOU WANNA WATCH THE EXTRA STUFF ON THE "LORD OF THE RINGS" DVD?

JIM DUNNING. GOT IT.

WELL, NOT SO NICE FOR THE LAMB.

A SWAN. EXCUSE ME?

I DON'T SEE A SWAN.

SHE PICKED YOU. GOD KNOWS WHY.

ALTHOUGH WHY I'D BE WALKING INTO LUKE'S APARTMENT IN THE FUTURE,

AND BY THE TIME WE GOT THERE, THAT OPERATOR WAS IN TEARS.

RIGHT, GRANDMA? VERY NICE. WE'LL HAVE LAMB.

GOOD. THAT'LL MAKE IT EASIER.

YEAH, I AM, TOO. I LIKE NOT HAVING TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR.

UH, NOT WELL. FAR FROM WELL.

WOULD IT BE ALRIGHT IF I SPEAK TO JESS FOR A SECOND?

SHOULDN'T YOU CHANGE YOUR SYSTEM?

I'D RATHER JUST COME HOME.

NONE. I SWEAR. MM-HMM. SURE, SURE.

WHO SHOWED UP A HALF-HOUR LATE WITH A BLACK EYE IS WALKING OUT.

"THE HOLY BARBARIANS." WHAT A TITLE.

I FOUND EVERYTHING, INCLUDING A COUPLE COUPLING.

YEAH, SHE'LL BE THERE, SO, YEAH,

RORY, GET IN HERE. WHAT?

SORRY I DOUBTED YOU. OKAY, THEN.

SHE KNOWS. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

IT MIGHT EVEN MAKE THINGS EASIER.

I DON'T KNOW. A WEDDING. FOR WHO?

I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH. SINCE WE'RE BOTH TELLING THE TRUTH TONIGHT.

OH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH. I HAVE YOU DOWN RIGHT HERE.

MAJOR LIFE EVENTS SO THAT THERE'S NO AWKWARDNESS.

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *

I ALREADY KIND OF AGREED. OH, MAN.

IS THAT WHY YOU SNUCK IN LAST NIGHT? I DIDN'T SNEAK IN.

HE GOT INTO A FIGHT. WITH WHO? DEAN?

WHAT DO YOU SAY THE GIRLS HAVE SOME DINNER, HUH?

WELL, YES, I'VE KNOWN FOR WEEKS, ACTUALLY,

I LOVE YOU, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

TRYING TO EXTRACT EVERY LAST OUNCE OF FLAVOR OUT OF THEM,

IT'S A PART OF YOU. WE THINK YOU'RE COOL, SO IT'S COOL.

NOT REALLY, WE'VE GOT A SYSTEM.

WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? BECAUSE SHE'S A MURDERER. I THINK IT WORKS.

BECAUSE, I WAS JUST THINKING, YOU KNOW,

[ ENGINE REVVING ]

I THINK "WORK IN PROGRESS" IS THE KEY PHRASE.

HELLO? Lorelai: Good morning!

IF YOU RUN OUT OF GAS, YOU'RE STUCK.

I REMEMBERED YOUR ALLERGIES, SO HERE'S YOUR MELBA TOAST.

SO, DO WE EAT STANDING UP? OVER THERE.

AND APPARENTLY, A BUNCH OF OTHERS. EVERYBODY SHE'S EVER MET, INCLUDING DEAN.

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT ANYWAY. TRY ME, TOUGH GUY.

UP AT LUKE'S THE OTHER DAY, YOUR BASIC BOY/GIRL STUFF,

WHAT IF I HAD INVITED DEAN TO AN EVENT,

RIGHT. YOU'VE GOT TO PROMISE NOT TO MOCK ME EVER.

I'M NOT JEALOUS OF DEAN.

IT DIED. BUILD A COFFIN FOR IT.

AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE.

* THERE'S LITTLE ROOM FOR MUSIC AND THE REST IS GIRLS *

I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. I THOUGHT SO.

SO, UM, HOW ARE YOU GUYS WORKING THE LOGISTICS TONIGHT?

HE COULD HAVE BLINDED ME.