Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I LOVE YOU, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE.

GOOD. THAT'LL MAKE IT EASIER.

BECAUSE, I WAS JUST THINKING, YOU KNOW,

I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH. SINCE WE'RE BOTH TELLING THE TRUTH TONIGHT.

NOT REALLY, WE'VE GOT A SYSTEM.

SO, UM, HOW ARE YOU GUYS WORKING THE LOGISTICS TONIGHT?

A SWAN. EXCUSE ME?

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT ANYWAY. TRY ME, TOUGH GUY.

* THERE'S LITTLE ROOM FOR MUSIC AND THE REST IS GIRLS *

RIGHT. YOU'VE GOT TO PROMISE NOT TO MOCK ME EVER.

IT MIGHT EVEN MAKE THINGS EASIER.

I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. I THOUGHT SO.

IT DIED. BUILD A COFFIN FOR IT.

WHO SHOWED UP A HALF-HOUR LATE WITH A BLACK EYE IS WALKING OUT.

SORRY I DOUBTED YOU. OKAY, THEN.

"THE HOLY BARBARIANS." WHAT A TITLE.

ALTHOUGH WHY I'D BE WALKING INTO LUKE'S APARTMENT IN THE FUTURE,

IF YOU RUN OUT OF GAS, YOU'RE STUCK.

I ALSO WANNA BE COMFORTABLE. WHAT'S HE WEARING, A JOGGING SUIT?

I REMEMBERED YOUR ALLERGIES, SO HERE'S YOUR MELBA TOAST.

SO, DO WE EAT STANDING UP? OVER THERE.

IS THAT WHY YOU SNUCK IN LAST NIGHT? I DIDN'T SNEAK IN.

JIM DUNNING. GOT IT.

THEN I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO GRANDMA'S FROM THERE.

AND APPARENTLY, A BUNCH OF OTHERS. EVERYBODY SHE'S EVER MET, INCLUDING DEAN.

HE COULD HAVE BLINDED ME.

I AM GOING TO STUDY AT SCHOOL,

I DON'T SEE A SWAN.

YEAH, SHE'LL BE THERE, SO, YEAH,

DO YOU WANNA WATCH THE EXTRA STUFF ON THE "LORD OF THE RINGS" DVD?

[ ENGINE REVVING ]

HE GOT INTO A FIGHT. WITH WHO? DEAN?

WELL, YES, I'VE KNOWN FOR WEEKS, ACTUALLY,

I'D RATHER JUST COME HOME.

I THINK "WORK IN PROGRESS" IS THE KEY PHRASE.

RORY, GET IN HERE. WHAT?

I ALREADY KIND OF AGREED. OH, MAN.

NONE. I SWEAR. MM-HMM. SURE, SURE.

WHAT IF I HAD INVITED DEAN TO AN EVENT,

WHAT DO YOU SAY THE GIRLS HAVE SOME DINNER, HUH?

UH, NOT WELL. FAR FROM WELL.

WOULD IT BE ALRIGHT IF I SPEAK TO JESS FOR A SECOND?

I DON'T KNOW. A WEDDING. FOR WHO?

OH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH. I HAVE YOU DOWN RIGHT HERE.

SHE KNOWS. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

MAJOR LIFE EVENTS SO THAT THERE'S NO AWKWARDNESS.

I FOUND EVERYTHING, INCLUDING A COUPLE COUPLING.

SHE PICKED YOU. GOD KNOWS WHY.

HELLO? Lorelai: Good morning!

SHOULDN'T YOU CHANGE YOUR SYSTEM?

UP AT LUKE'S THE OTHER DAY, YOUR BASIC BOY/GIRL STUFF,

YEAH, I AM, TOO. I LIKE NOT HAVING TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR.

I'M NOT JEALOUS OF DEAN.

WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN INSIDE ONE, BUT WE OWN THE STOCK.

IT'S PART STORIES, PART SONGS,

TRYING TO EXTRACT EVERY LAST OUNCE OF FLAVOR OUT OF THEM,

I'LL WALK TO PEACH, DOWN THE ALLEY, OVER THE FENCE,

AND BY THE TIME WE GOT THERE, THAT OPERATOR WAS IN TEARS.

WELL, NOT SO NICE FOR THE LAMB.

I SUPPOSE I'LL EVENTUALLY MEET HIM SOMEDAY AT SOME FUNCTION.

IT'S A PART OF YOU. WE THINK YOU'RE COOL, SO IT'S COOL.

WHY'D YOU SHOW IT? I LIKE SHOWING YOU WHAT I'M READING.

RIGHT, GRANDMA? VERY NICE. WE'LL HAVE LAMB.

WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? BECAUSE SHE'S A MURDERER. I THINK IT WORKS.