Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A KISSING SIGNAL?
DO YOU LOVE IT? IT'S GREAT.
I'M DOING MY BEST. I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO COME.
WE'D BE INTO PLAYING FOR YOUR MOM IF IT PAYS.
IS SHE STILL LOOKING?
MY MOM? OH, BOY.
TELL ME THESE THINGS FIRST SO I DON'T HAVE TO READ ABOUT THEM ON TELEPHONE POLES.
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? YEAH. WHAT'S WRONG?
BLESS YOU AND YOUR GLUTTONY.
GUESS I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU. YOU KNEW?
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE SHOCKED. OH, NO. THANK YOU. I'LL BE VERY CAREFUL.
YEAH, YEAH, DAVE. CHRISTIANS CAN STILL ROCK. DON'T HIDE IT.
JUST DON'T KISS HIM GOODNIGHT. THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
KEEPING THIS A SECRET SEEMS AWFULLY COMPLICATED.
LIKE I'M HER CABANA BOY.
WELL, YOU CAN TAKE SOME PRIME RIB BACK FOR HIM IF YOU WANT.
HEY, THERE. HI GUYS.
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
KIRK, IT'S MY REMINISCENCE. I CAN'T REWRITE IT.
ABOUT VENICE BEACH BEATNIKS, AND TO TOP IT OFF,
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN THEM.
I CANNOT PICTURE YOU WATCHING "HAIRSPRAY."
I MEAN, OF HER. OH, GOOD. WASH THOSE HANDS.
YEAH. NEXT TIME I GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S,
JESS HAS A BLACK EYE. OH, YEAH?
BUT NOT TOO GOOD THAT IT STEPS ON MY NIGHT OUTFIT,
WHAT TIME IS IT THERE? THE SAME TIME IT IS THERE.
AND GOD FORBID THEY'RE IN ANOTHER ACCIDENT TOGETHER
I'VE MET HER THERE A COUPLE TIMES. SAW "HAIRSPRAY" LAST WEEK.
BEANTOWN -- I LOVE THAT TOWN!
IT'S MAGICAL. IT'S MAGICAL.
THAT'S MY CHOICE FOR THE SONG.
I THINK WE COULD ADD ONE OR TWO.
YOU MADE ME PROMISE TO STOP YOU
DAVID?
HE'S VICIOUS, I'M TELLING YOU. ITS BUTT'S TERRIFYING.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. ME NEITHER.
IT WASN'T YOU? NO.
WHAT DID SHE DO? DID SHE MAKE YOU STAY?
"GET SNACKS." RIGHT!
HEY!
REALLY, REALLY NICE?
YOU DROPPED SOME OF YOUR NOTES.
I DIDN'T. THAT NIGHT SUCKED. I'M HAPPY IT'S BEHIND ME.
I'M SORRY, BUT THE WAY YOU AND YOUR MOTHER EAT
A COMBO? A CHRISTIAN COMBO.
AND THEY BEGGED FOR DEAN MARTIN BACK. SOUNDS FUN.
COOKED. HE'S NOT PICKY, GRANDMA.
HEY, IT'S EARLY. WHY ARE YOU CALLING SO EARLY?
I REALIZED NOW THAT I'M NOT TOO BUSY TO THINK ABOUT IT.
BUT IT MIGHT.
BRING HIM OVER FOR DINNER SOMETIME. HOW ABOUT NEXT FRIDAY?
THAT I HAVE EVERYTHING I'LL NEED OR DESIRE.
IF WE'RE NOT HONEST WITH EACH OTHER.