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I DON'T SEE HOW ANYBODY CAN RESIST EATING MEAT.
WELL, I FIND THAT REFRESHING.
WHEW! WHAT?
AND TO RUIN THIS DINNER -- I'M GONNA KILL HER.
ALTHOUGH...HMM, I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S RUN AWAY AND LEAVE ALL THIS BEHIND.
OH. [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
THIS FRIEND THING WITH US ISN'T GONNA WORK
AND LORD JIM HAS DECIDED CELLPHONES ARE BENEATH HIM,
YEAH, ALEX, THANK YOU FOR GETTING US THOSE TICKETS.
MAYBE.
HOW HE EXPECTED TO DRESS, HOW I EXPECTED TO DRESS,
MY WORKING TITLE -- "BUCKLE UP, I'M PATTY."
JUST IT MIGHT MAKE IT LESS PRESSURE-PACKED.
WELL, SEE, ZACK AND BRIAN HERE PLAY IN A COMBO WITH ME
I'M ALL PACKED, READY TO GO, AND FULLY CONFIDENT
OKAY. OKAY.
AND THEN USING THAT TO GET JESS TO COME TO DINNER ON FRIDAY.
I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE THINGS TO BE PUNCTUAL.
I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE.
I NEED TO TRUST YOU LIKE I TRUSTED... HIM.
YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE FRIENDLY. I KNOW YOU'RE FRIENDLY
WHY ARE YOU HERE? I'M HERE FOR A BOOK.
YEAH, I KNOW. I HAVE SO MUCH ON MY MIND, SO MANY THINGS GOING ON,
AND YOU THINK THAT SUFFICES?
OR HIS HEAP OF A CAR BREAKS DOWN,
SHE HASN'T EATEN IN A WHILE. DIDN'T YOU KEEP A FEEDING SCHEDULE?
PATTY, LET'S TRY ONE OF YOUR REMINISCENCES.
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
BUT WITHOUT THE BITTERNESS.
NOW, I'VE TO RUN MY MENU DOWN WITH EVERY PERSON ON THE LIST.
See you tonight.
THAT'S SWEET. MUST HAVE FOOD NOW.
THEY CAN?
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT JESS TO DRIVE YOU HOME?
THIS -- THIS IS GOOD.
SURE. Is that Jess?
HEY. YOUR MOM HOME? I'M BRINGING SUPPLIES.
GIVE IT A REST, DR. PHIL.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN CONSIDERING THE POSSIBILITY?
AND THAT MIGHT MAKE THINGS WORSE. OUT OF LOVE.
GUYS, I'M SO SORRY. IT JUST SLIPPED OUT. THAT'S OKAY.
AND YOU GOING THERE JUST SAVED ME A TRIP, SO THANKS.
SOMETHING TO AVOID THIS.
RIGHT BEFORE MEETING MY GRANDMOTHER.
IT'S A VICIOUS, VICIOUS BIRD --
SO IT'S LULLING US INTO COMPLACENCY.
IF YOU CAN'T GET AHOLD OF HIM,
YOU'D THINK LOVE SONGS ARE ALL YOU AND LANE WOULD WANNA PLAY. [ POTATO CHIP CRUNCHES ]
IT MEANS YOU'RE COMING HOME TO AN EMPTY HOUSE.
WHAT IS THIS? YOU'RE MY RESPONSIBILITY.
SO I HAVE NO PERSPECTIVE ON THIS.
...CONSUMER SPENDING PARTICULARLY IN AN AUTO AREA
IT'S IN PREVIEWS. DOESN'T OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR A COUPLE WEEKS.
OKAY. WE'LL WAIT.
AND MAKE A FIGHT OF IT, HUH? FORGET IT.
WE'LL HAVE THE STUFF PACKED BY 3:40. WHAT'S THE SITUATION?
WE'LL LEAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. PUT IT ON YOUR LIST.
IT'S A BAD NIGHT.
HMM? HIS EYE.
HE'S NOT EVEN CALLING YOU BACK?
I WAS NOT HANGING OUT WITH DEAN.
A PACK MULE TO CARRY IT. OH, YEAH.
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU UP. HOW 'BOUT SOME BREAKFAST?
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AT 3:40, MY MOM WILL GO TO THE YARN STORE
HEY, COFFEE? PLEASE, AND HURRY.
WHAT? THANKS FOR THE BOOK.
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *