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JESS, DO YOU EAT MEAT? I FORGOT TO ASK.

IT GETS FREEZING HERE, SAME AS NEW YORK.

I'M DRIFTING. SHE WANTED TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU.

NOT ONE LOVE SONG, HUH?

THERE'S SOME BLURBS.

THEY'VE GOT THOSE FANCY BEDS THAT DON'T SAG,

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF WALKING OUT OF THE ROOM,

OR, I COULD BANG ON THE DOOR AND YELL, "WE'RE NECKING."

I WAS ATTACKED BY A SWAN, OKAY?

IT'S WEIRD THAT A BEATNIKY GUY WOULD HAVE A CONSERVATIVE SON.

HEY. HEY, THERE. YOU SEE THOSE FLYERS?

I NEED SWEATERS, TOO. YOU'VE GOT THE PURPLE,

IT'S BEEN MOSTLY HER AND KIRK ARGUING ABOUT STUFF.

WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? YES, VERY.

[ Southern accent ] IS THAT YOU, RHETT?

ON THE JUKEBOX 25 TIMES, PEOPLE STARTED COMPLAINING,

I'M TRYING TO MAKE SOME KIND OF QUASI-POSITIVE IMPRESSION

YEP, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE TIME IT TOOK TO CREATE RORY,

THE MOTHER COMES WITH THIS GIRL.

AND THAT ATTITUDE -- I WANTED TO SLAP THAT MONOSYLLABIC MOUTH OF HIS.

YOU DON'T GOT THE HIGH NOTES, BUT YOU SURE GOT THE GAMS."

WERE YOU HANGING OUT THERE WITH DEAN?

IT HANGS OUT BY LARSON'S DOCK.

THEN HE'S RUDE TO RORY AND ME. Mom.

YEAH. SORRY. I HAVE NO IDEA.

IT'S BETTER THEY'RE SAFE AND UPSTAIRS THAN SOMEPLACE ELSE,

OKAY, WHAT'S THE PACKING CRISIS?

IT'LL BE NICE TO ROUND OFF THE GROUP WITH A FOURTH.

SHOULDN'T WE GO WITH HER? WERE YOU IN A FIGHT?

He had a black eye. He belongs in jail.

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU, GRANDMA.

SEE YOU LATER. SEE YOU.

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

I'VE GOT HAIR APPOINTMENT, NAILS, AND JIM.

YEAH. UH, NO. WELL --

SO, WHAT DID I MISS?

I LIKED "THE PRODUCERS" BETTER.

* I'M SAD, I'M MAD * * I'M MAD, I'M SAD *

I CAN LEAVE THE ROOM.

DAVE AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A FIGHT

I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU. IT'S OKAY. I WOULD'VE DOUBTED ME, TOO.

NO PROBLEM. I'M VERY WEAK.

GREAT. THANKS, GUYS. BUT NO WAY ARE WE PLAYING CREED.

YOU DON'T GO TO THE GYM.

IT MUST BE SOMETIME BETWEEN 9:00 LAST NIGHT AND NOW.

WHAT? I SAW "MOOSE MURDERS." THIS STINKS WORSE.

FOR HER BIMONTHLY "SEWATHON" WITH LACY SCHWARTZ AND BICK HO.

YOU'RE NOT TIED TO THE HOURS YOU HAVE, RIGHT?

DID YOU KNOW THAT I ONCE MET THE GREAT BETTE DAVIS?

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

WELL, LET'S WATCH "FOOTLOOSE" AGAIN. YEAH.

WHY? WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING OUT IN THE OPEN.

AND WHO DOES SHE WALK RIGHT UP TO BUT LITTLE OLD ME.

[ Imitating Bette Davis ] "DOLL...