Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? YES, VERY.

ON THE JUKEBOX 25 TIMES, PEOPLE STARTED COMPLAINING,

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

NO PROBLEM. I'M VERY WEAK.

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU, GRANDMA.

[ Imitating Bette Davis ] "DOLL...

IT'S WEIRD THAT A BEATNIKY GUY WOULD HAVE A CONSERVATIVE SON.

WELL, LET'S WATCH "FOOTLOOSE" AGAIN. YEAH.

I'VE GOT HAIR APPOINTMENT, NAILS, AND JIM.

OR, I COULD BANG ON THE DOOR AND YELL, "WE'RE NECKING."

* I'M SAD, I'M MAD * * I'M MAD, I'M SAD *

YEAH. SORRY. I HAVE NO IDEA.

SO, WHAT DID I MISS?

NOT ONE LOVE SONG, HUH?

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

THEY'VE GOT THOSE FANCY BEDS THAT DON'T SAG,

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF WALKING OUT OF THE ROOM,

I'M TRYING TO MAKE SOME KIND OF QUASI-POSITIVE IMPRESSION

I LIKED "THE PRODUCERS" BETTER.

IT MUST BE SOMETIME BETWEEN 9:00 LAST NIGHT AND NOW.

WHAT? I SAW "MOOSE MURDERS." THIS STINKS WORSE.

He had a black eye. He belongs in jail.

DAVE AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A FIGHT

IT'LL BE NICE TO ROUND OFF THE GROUP WITH A FOURTH.

AND WHO DOES SHE WALK RIGHT UP TO BUT LITTLE OLD ME.

THE MOTHER COMES WITH THIS GIRL.

WERE YOU HANGING OUT THERE WITH DEAN?

IT HANGS OUT BY LARSON'S DOCK.

YEAH. UH, NO. WELL --

THEN HE'S RUDE TO RORY AND ME. Mom.

YOU DON'T GOT THE HIGH NOTES, BUT YOU SURE GOT THE GAMS."

I WAS ATTACKED BY A SWAN, OKAY?

WHY? WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING OUT IN THE OPEN.

YOU'RE NOT TIED TO THE HOURS YOU HAVE, RIGHT?

HEY. HEY, THERE. YOU SEE THOSE FLYERS?

FOR HER BIMONTHLY "SEWATHON" WITH LACY SCHWARTZ AND BICK HO.

AND THAT ATTITUDE -- I WANTED TO SLAP THAT MONOSYLLABIC MOUTH OF HIS.

YEP, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE TIME IT TOOK TO CREATE RORY,

DID YOU KNOW THAT I ONCE MET THE GREAT BETTE DAVIS?

OKAY, WHAT'S THE PACKING CRISIS?

THERE'S SOME BLURBS.

IT'S BETTER THEY'RE SAFE AND UPSTAIRS THAN SOMEPLACE ELSE,

JESS, DO YOU EAT MEAT? I FORGOT TO ASK.

IT'S BEEN MOSTLY HER AND KIRK ARGUING ABOUT STUFF.

I CAN LEAVE THE ROOM.

[ Southern accent ] IS THAT YOU, RHETT?

I NEED SWEATERS, TOO. YOU'VE GOT THE PURPLE,

I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU. IT'S OKAY. I WOULD'VE DOUBTED ME, TOO.

YOU DON'T GO TO THE GYM.

I'M DRIFTING. SHE WANTED TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU.

SHOULDN'T WE GO WITH HER? WERE YOU IN A FIGHT?

IT GETS FREEZING HERE, SAME AS NEW YORK.

SEE YOU LATER. SEE YOU.

GREAT. THANKS, GUYS. BUT NO WAY ARE WE PLAYING CREED.