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IT'LL BE OUR PLEASURE, RIGHT, GUYS?

THOSE ARE NEVER FUNNY TO ME. THEY'RE MEAN.

[ DISHES CLATTERING ]

TO MEET YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

REVIVE HER. I WILL. I'M GONNA RUN AND GET TAKEOUT.

WELL, DON'T! JUST GIVE ME A SIMPLE SPOT!

THAT'LL BE NICE. YEAH, IT WILL BE NICE,

RICHARD THOUGHT SO, TOO. IT HORRIFIED HIM. DIDN'T WANT A NEW DADDY, HUH?

WHAT'S WITH EVERYBODY MAKING ASSUMPTIONS? I'M SICK OF IT.

I WAS A CHORUS GIRL IN A BUS AND TRUCK TOUR OF "GUYS AND DOLLS."

YOU SURE IT'D BE BAD IF THEY KNEW?

WELL, GRANDMA, I PROBABLY ALSO FAILED TO MENTION THAT I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.

YEAH, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT'S NOT.

YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME.

THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT. SO HAVE I.

AND SHE SIZED ME UP,

I'M NOT HERE. WHAT?

THAT'S TOTALLY FINE. ARE YOU SURE?

YES. WHICH IS IT?

BECAUSE YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH HIM. WHY ARE YOU PRESSING THIS?

YOU'LL LET ME KNOW? YEAH.

WHERE I KNEW EACH PIECE OF CLOTHING I HAD TO BRING,

I DIDN'T HEAR YOU DENY IT.

YOU CAN TRADE IF YOU WANT TO? THERE'S SOME FLEXIBILITY.

START CLEARING SOME STUFF.

SHE WAS EASY TO FIGURE OUT. YOU WERE BORED FROM DAY ONE.

YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME THE TRUTH.

LIKE SHE DOES PEOPLE.

I DON'T WANNA GET INTO IT. AND IT'S OBVIOUS WHY.

TO CARRY THEM FROM PLACE TO PLACE.

ON YOUR GRANDMOTHER PER YOUR REQUEST,

FINE. START THE SONG.

HE'S GOT FOUR TICKETS TO A SHOW,

IT GOT NO RESPONSE. IT NEEDS A REWRITE.

YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH HER WHOLE FAMILY.

THOSE KINDS OF THINGS ARE ALWAYS OBVIOUS.

WE'VE GOT GREAT CHOICES ON THE PRIME RIB.

Miss Patty: OKAY, NOW, FOR THOSE WHO JUST ARRIVED,

* THERE IS NO ONE IN THE PLACE *

BUT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT.

OKAY, HERE WE GO. HEY.

I HAVE NOTHING STYLISH ENOUGH.

WHEN I DON'T PLAY SOLO.

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *

AND THERE I WAS, ME AND THE GIRLS BACKSTAGE AFTER THE SHOW,

YEAH, I GUESS. WHEN A COUPLE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP,

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, THERE IS NO PACKING CRISIS.

OKAY. MAYBE I BOOK YOUR COMBO SOMETIME. MIX IT UP A LITTLE.

YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF YEARS TO STRESS YOURSELF OUT ABOUT THAT.

I SCHLEPPED HER TO THE DOCTOR THE OTHER DAY -- BY COMMAND, NOT REQUEST --

OUR HOUSE IS TWO-TENTHS OF A MILE OUT OF HIS WAY.

THIS WAS NOT A PLAN. I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MISS PATTY.

OKAY, SO, UH, WHERE DO WE WANT TO EAT?

MRS. KIM PAYS. SHE'S VERY GOOD ABOUT THAT.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR PRIME RIB?

I'M GOING TO MANHATTAN, AND I NEED TO SHOP FOR WARM CLOTHES.

NO, HE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING. HE'S LESS TALKATIVE THAN SOME.