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THIS WAS NOT A PLAN. I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MISS PATTY.
AND THERE I WAS, ME AND THE GIRLS BACKSTAGE AFTER THE SHOW,
TO MEET YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
MRS. KIM PAYS. SHE'S VERY GOOD ABOUT THAT.
YEAH, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT'S NOT.
BUT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT.
WELL, DON'T! JUST GIVE ME A SIMPLE SPOT!
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, THERE IS NO PACKING CRISIS.
YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME.
YES. WHICH IS IT?
[ DISHES CLATTERING ]
I HEARD.
REVIVE HER. I WILL. I'M GONNA RUN AND GET TAKEOUT.
THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT. SO HAVE I.
THAT'LL BE NICE. YEAH, IT WILL BE NICE,
NOTHING.
IT GOT NO RESPONSE. IT NEEDS A REWRITE.
YOU SURE IT'D BE BAD IF THEY KNEW?
YOU'LL LET ME KNOW? YEAH.
OKAY, HERE WE GO. HEY.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
NIGHT. NIGHT.
NO, HE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING. HE'S LESS TALKATIVE THAN SOME.
WE'VE GOT GREAT CHOICES ON THE PRIME RIB.
THOSE KINDS OF THINGS ARE ALWAYS OBVIOUS.
THOSE ARE NEVER FUNNY TO ME. THEY'RE MEAN.
OUR HOUSE IS TWO-TENTHS OF A MILE OUT OF HIS WAY.
WELL, GRANDMA, I PROBABLY ALSO FAILED TO MENTION THAT I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.
YOU CAN TRADE IF YOU WANT TO? THERE'S SOME FLEXIBILITY.
SHE WAS EASY TO FIGURE OUT. YOU WERE BORED FROM DAY ONE.
I'M NOT HERE. WHAT?
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU DENY IT.
* THERE IS NO ONE IN THE PLACE *
OKAY.
AND SHE SIZED ME UP,
IT'LL BE OUR PLEASURE, RIGHT, GUYS?
TO CARRY THEM FROM PLACE TO PLACE.
OKAY. MAYBE I BOOK YOUR COMBO SOMETIME. MIX IT UP A LITTLE.
WHAT'S WITH EVERYBODY MAKING ASSUMPTIONS? I'M SICK OF IT.
RICHARD THOUGHT SO, TOO. IT HORRIFIED HIM. DIDN'T WANT A NEW DADDY, HUH?
YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH HER WHOLE FAMILY.
I WAS A CHORUS GIRL IN A BUS AND TRUCK TOUR OF "GUYS AND DOLLS."
START CLEARING SOME STUFF.
WHEN I DON'T PLAY SOLO.
FINE. START THE SONG.
Miss Patty: OKAY, NOW, FOR THOSE WHO JUST ARRIVED,
OH! SORRY!
LIKE SHE DOES PEOPLE.
I SCHLEPPED HER TO THE DOCTOR THE OTHER DAY -- BY COMMAND, NOT REQUEST --
THAT'S TOTALLY FINE. ARE YOU SURE?
YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF YEARS TO STRESS YOURSELF OUT ABOUT THAT.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR PRIME RIB?
JUST... WHAT?
HE'S GOT FOUR TICKETS TO A SHOW,
ON YOUR GRANDMOTHER PER YOUR REQUEST,
I DON'T WANNA GET INTO IT. AND IT'S OBVIOUS WHY.
OKAY, SO, UH, WHERE DO WE WANT TO EAT?
GOOD.
YEAH, I GUESS. WHEN A COUPLE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP,
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME THE TRUTH.
I'M GOING TO MANHATTAN, AND I NEED TO SHOP FOR WARM CLOTHES.
BECAUSE YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH HIM. WHY ARE YOU PRESSING THIS?
I HAVE NOTHING STYLISH ENOUGH.
WHERE I KNEW EACH PIECE OF CLOTHING I HAD TO BRING,