Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like that giant caterpillar what ate Jared from subway.
Susan and I are agreed.
Enjoy your outdated format, grandpa.
For the first time in our lives,
Apple: creates new phone with better camera People:
Greetings, my friends!
following his every twit!
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WHAT SMELLS LIKE BLOODY SINUSES?
shut up and take my money fry you will buy chiken
This worked out better than I could have hoped.
You have a boil on your butt
the battery can't hold a charge,
shut your fucking mouth and take me the money?
but not swimming in barf might ease my conscience.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
When a new gaming console is released
Me: sees some random thing on the internet for sale Shut up and take my money
Oh, mother, you devious hag.
It's a tie.
Now, stop getting slapped and power up the twit-worm.
Shut up and take my money!
Fry, delete that.
You have 50,000 followers?
Mm-hmm.
Shut the actual fuck up and take my god damn money!
Duh. That's why we all came over here for lunch. Send.
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♪ I dreamed that love would never die ♪
or videos called twits.
Amazing.
You named your boil Susan?
Pity. We're halfway done.
As Mayor, it is my deeply tedious pleasure to kick off
Shut up and take my money
You bastard
I'll say it to her face.
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