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There will now be a short intermission.
Smile.
Do you know I still wet my bed.
And do your first line?
Yes, tonight probearound takes a look at crime.
Or if you wish, you may drink and dance till midnight.
Of two bricks being bashed together.
Or how about this?
I have to go and commit suicide.
To vacate mr. notlob forthwith and/or.
He's been here two weeks
Me doctor.
And to the next letter.
When this series returns
Fine, fine, fine, thank you.
And I don't take the pill 'cause it's nasty.
Well, I keep hearing
And now a short intermission
It was an alexander- the-greatalyzer.
You don't think you should make it clear
Right.
Our next challenger comes all the way from the crimea.
Smile.
Oh, I'm up to page 39
Well, did you, uh
Just what kind of magic are the police introducing?
To slice the sides off a cow
Just what kinds of magic are the police introducing?
Well, I deal mainly
Dropped on top of you?
No, your wife patient--
So you could chew its skin and eat its intestines
Utrecht, utrillo
Would you like to have a 16-ton weight on your head?
My husband's an architect.
What?
I'll slit you up a treat.
What do you want to have?
Into their crime-prevention techniques?
A surgeon who specializes in these kind of things.
With your very existence.
Next, please.
Do you get wafers with it?
Oh, anyway, look, it's written on the door.