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He was idealistic and naive.
Our country is 241 years old, my friends.
I think she'd make an excellent candidate,
White's easy.
If not...
But Claire...
Scotty here just got his hands on Nexis Security.
Hi, I'm so sorry.
- it's literally the safest place I can be. - Well, I'm not packing, Madam President,
I think what the vice president says is the best course.
The first female president of the United States
Truman. Ford twice.
Lots of other online stuff, including a...
- Don't worry, I don't bite. - No, I know.
You really think that she's gonna give you one?
Just so you know, I always liked Frank.
Happy Birthday, America!
I'd be dead without him.
It's always a guy, right?
and freedoms earned over the last 241 years of our democracy.
Everyone has problems, Seth.
Thank you.
So his body wasn't even cold.
but I'm guessing that's only going to scratch the surface.
That it was a disgruntled service person who took a shot at me?
America's independence...
that a .50 caliber round wouldn't penetrate the Beast.
Lincoln,
Well, as far as this special election is concerned, Claire,
She's a tax and spend Democrat underneath that uniform.
Oh. Well, for a confessed murderer, you're pretty confident.
Do you think that sounds crazy?
that's been going on forever out in Nevada,
if it weren't so concerning.