Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But winning without honor isn't really winning at all.
- Wow! Miss December! - Yep, the old skin bin.
"laugh 'n' cry
Damn!
Don't even talk to me, Peter. You humiliated your own wife!
Because l need those socks.
lf that vile woman were here, she'd prove a worthy adversary.
You watched it Iast night,
Because if we don't teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on?
l'm gonna stop you the only way l can...
Peter, that wasn't you,
And I swear to God if any of you do anything something stupid, we're taking it to 30 million. Excuse me Miss I have to say something.
The chiIdren of Quahog are our greatest treasure,
I want to help him
...then l am gonna run like the Six Million Dollar Man.
l'm just kidding. French toast, please.
Oh, yeah. Right.
lf there's one thing l can do, it's play to a crowd.
This campaign literature must be posted today to get you into office...
Great. You can get Mr. Fargas his job back.
I say, Iook where my hand is!
Jeez, Mr. Fargas, what happened to you? Somebody give you a fun-ectomy?
Thanks, Connie. l'm very excited about our progress in revamping our schools.
...our students'll be so smart they'll be able to program their VCRs...
No, Lois. The janitor'll do that.
Wow, check out the rack on.... Mom?
...with books of some of our greatest movies and TV shows.
Lois, l got a joke for you. How many losers does it take to make me breakfast?
Oh, Chris!
...announced today she's puIIing out of the race,
"She almost makes the day begin
- Peter, that's enough! - Eats babies,
Peter! Come on! Stop, Shut up! You guys shut up!
Take out your scalpels, kids. We're going to dissect a clown!
Out of the house? Why, l'd be free from your oppressive gynocracy!
Like this?
Lois, what's with the sign?
It's in a very naughty pIace,
Any questions?
"Vagina junction, what's your function?
Look at all of Lois' signs!