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As a piano teacher, I know how difficuIt the education process can be,
...from Lois versus Peter, Griffin versus Griffin...
Hey, Dad. Thanks.
Even if winning means spending time out of the house and away from my family.
"Like breathing out and breathing in
Oh, my God. He's gonna wipe that species off the face of the earth!
So you're caIIing me a Iiar?
Don't feel bad, Mom. All my friends think you're hot!
l'm not giving that lunatic his job back and that's final.
Tonight she takes on her greatest chaIIenge, Peter Griffin...
There's quite a crowd outside.
l haven't witnessed pandemonium like this since Ridiculous Day down at the deli...
King me.
"I didn't give those magazines to my son,
I won't! And guess what else? You're getting sued for medical malpractice because you took away her most beloved gift from her: her sweet silvery soprano voice. Okay okay what's the damage, what are we looking at here?
"Of suns and worlds l nothing had to say l see mankind's self-torturing pains"
I am so freaking wasted!
Lois, you seen my pants?
l remember when l first noticed girls starting to develop.
Matter of fact, l'm the most non-competitive. So l win.
- Glen, would you mind holding Stewie? - Said and done.
So you're saying you're not only a bad father, but a bad husband, too?
Hey there, spud with the mud.
You even taught me how to dance just in time for the prom.
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
Why don't you go say hello?
- Is that it? - No, this is it,