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Matter of fact, l'm the most non-competitive. So l win.
Even if winning means spending time out of the house and away from my family.
There's quite a crowd outside.
You even taught me how to dance just in time for the prom.
"Of suns and worlds l nothing had to say l see mankind's self-torturing pains"
...from Lois versus Peter, Griffin versus Griffin...
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
Oh, my God. He's gonna wipe that species off the face of the earth!
"I didn't give those magazines to my son,
I am so freaking wasted!
As a piano teacher, I know how difficuIt the education process can be,
Hey there, spud with the mud.
King me.
Why don't you go say hello?
l haven't witnessed pandemonium like this since Ridiculous Day down at the deli...
- Is that it? - No, this is it,
Lois, you seen my pants?
Tonight she takes on her greatest chaIIenge, Peter Griffin...
l remember when l first noticed girls starting to develop.
Don't feel bad, Mom. All my friends think you're hot!
I won't! And guess what else? You're getting sued for medical malpractice because you took away her most beloved gift from her: her sweet silvery soprano voice. Okay okay what's the damage, what are we looking at here?
So you're caIIing me a Iiar?
- Glen, would you mind holding Stewie? - Said and done.
So you're saying you're not only a bad father, but a bad husband, too?
"Like breathing out and breathing in
Hey, Dad. Thanks.
l'm not giving that lunatic his job back and that's final.