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Now boarding the heIicopter,
...has just dismissed RandaII Fargas, ending his 32-year teaching career,
That's why, if I'm eIected, I promise to fight for competent teachers...
...but this is grown-up time and l'm the man.
You should be striving to thwart my noisome misdeeds.
...that Lois Griffin is not the kind of person they want running their schools.
I'm getting word that the Quahog SchooI Board...
I know I don't,
I've grown accustomed to her face
And I swear to God if any of you do anything else stupid, we're taking it to 30 million. Excuse me Miss, I have to say something.
I am gonna run like the Six Million Dollar Man.
Hey, you guys. Lois, you running for School Board?
That's okay, Lois. l enjoyed it.
But here's something everyone can understand!
Your mother is right, son. Listen to what it says.
I've grown accustomed to her face.
Stewie, l've told you before, don't eat dirt. lt's disgusting.
We'll continue this discussion tonight, young man.
For starters, we're making sex education more fun.
Aren't l the wicked one?
Look, Chris' school is on TV.
But pictures are better than words...
Don't you remember me? l was your favorite student.
Have you the moral authority to lead?
...always equals the sum of the squares of the other sides.
Sorry to fly off the handle. Here, let me see that.
Maybe something about education?
Today at Buddy Cianci Junior High, an egg drop conducted by teacher...
Sorry to fly off the handle.
"l've grown accustomed to her face
Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce?
...is to claim that Lois gave your boy the pornography.
Your only chance of surviving this scandal...
The matron of prattle has left me in your ward.
"l'm very grateful she's a woman
Oh, honey. Maybe.
Come on, you can't even handle losing at checkers.
"Her smiles, her frowns, her ups, her downs
Chris Griffin. He got it from his dad.