Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...that Lois Griffin is not the kind of person they want running their schools.
Maybe something about education?
Hey, you guys. Lois, you running for School Board?
Oh, honey. Maybe.
...is to claim that Lois gave your boy the pornography.
"l'm very grateful she's a woman
Aren't l the wicked one?
I'm getting word that the Quahog SchooI Board...
And I swear to God if any of you do anything else stupid, we're taking it to 30 million. Excuse me Miss, I have to say something.
"l've grown accustomed to her face
But pictures are better than words...
...always equals the sum of the squares of the other sides.
Today at Buddy Cianci Junior High, an egg drop conducted by teacher...
We'll continue this discussion tonight, young man.
I am gonna run like the Six Million Dollar Man.
That's okay, Lois. l enjoyed it.
Your only chance of surviving this scandal...
...but this is grown-up time and l'm the man.
Chris Griffin. He got it from his dad.
I've grown accustomed to her face
I've grown accustomed to her face.
Don't you remember me? l was your favorite student.
But here's something everyone can understand!
Now boarding the heIicopter,
Have you the moral authority to lead?
For starters, we're making sex education more fun.
...has just dismissed RandaII Fargas, ending his 32-year teaching career,
Look, Chris' school is on TV.
Stewie, l've told you before, don't eat dirt. lt's disgusting.
You should be striving to thwart my noisome misdeeds.
I know I don't,
Sorry to fly off the handle.
That's why, if I'm eIected, I promise to fight for competent teachers...
Sorry to fly off the handle. Here, let me see that.
Your mother is right, son. Listen to what it says.
"Her smiles, her frowns, her ups, her downs
Come on, you can't even handle losing at checkers.
Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce?
The matron of prattle has left me in your ward.