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I understand why you're tense.
I really-- I love the roasted brussels sprouts
- The Correspondents' Dinner. - The Correspondents' Dinner.
that my mom and dad make.
Well, doesn't that chicken look just amazing, Catherine?
So you found the joint okay.
He's claiming super access to Selina.
- Is that Indian? - It's Iranian.
I'm sorry, am I interrupting a team prayer meeting?
There's an e-mail from Andrew to a lobbyist.
You know what? I'm feeling a little bit dark.
♪ Old times there were not forgotten ♪
Oh, that's not it.
I'm really hoping that that's gonna be the last
And the Andrew e-mail story was not agreed.
Okay, okay. But has she been impressive at all today?
- Hi, Andrew. - Andrew.
Sweetheart, it's news.
as your ears.
- Wow. - Eat that up.
This is the fucking Food Channel you got here.
If you'd just let someone get close enough to fuck some sunshine into you,
Okay, well, they're taking a break,
Great stuff in there, guys. Good stuff. Thumbs up.
Yeah, you look awful.
because now I really consider myself to be married
Look, I tried to wake her up, okay?
- You-- you-- - Okay, okay.
- Ma'am. - What?
Well, no, it's not tense at all.
- But she didn't. - I know.
Oh, no. Uh-uh.
At least I am giving a shit. You are flatlining all day.
- Andrew! - Hi, Dad.