HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
on behalf of the administration.
and actually are hiding something?
an important role in national security
- Wow. What? What are you doing? - I'm hitting you.
- Oh, my goodness, Jonah. - J Dog. J Dog.
Andrew looks great on camera.
I believe that they are.
♪ Oh, I wish I were in the land of cotton ♪
to fuck me, I didn't mean this.
- I look forward to it. - I do, too.
from the end of the shutdown, I'll tell you that.
Big and bold. What do you mean?
Gary, can we get that light back?
I know that you want to kill somebody right now...
Opening to Aladdin and the King of Thieves 1996 VHS
- It looks delicious. - Yeah.
- She's good at this, you guys. Sorry. - Fuck my face. You hear that?
No, no, I understand what an entrance is
Anyway, have you met my daughter?
It's gonna look really bad for your mom
over my decision-making.
The resolution took less time than you anticipated.
Right. What is she wearing, by the way?
Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna do something big.
- when the cameras are rolling. - I would love that.
there were reports of screaming matches
This is maddening.
And of course it wasn't-- it wasn't avoided, sadly.
We're just doing a height thing.
- A man of hidden talents. - I don't like to brag.
- No, yes, the building, ma'am. - Yes.
Okay, that's our segment, guys.
Do you ever have this happen to you where you're--
Oh, thank you. I try to make a mark.
Oh, well, it's certainly my pleasure.