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and I choose now not to fuck you anymore.
- Today, America is a guest in your home. - Welcome, America.
Sadly, I don't have a lot of time to read fiction.
- We're doing her a favor. - She's a dud.
that was a lighthearted parody.
You never told me that you were a vegetarian.
Where-- I'm trying to remember where--
I actually am hoping to study broadcast journalism.
That reminded me why I got into this business.
I don't need a peeler. Thank you.
- It was nothing. - Okay. Good luck, everyone.
- Oh, shit. - There's a cable.
Get her out of here. Fucking amateur.
Fuck your face, Gary
Although not a great parent, admittedly.
- Mm-hmm, definitely. - Yeah, let's get some lunch.
That is so true. I mean, she's kind of a lightweight now.
When Selina told me who was gonna be interviewing me,
- He's bragging about it. - This?
That is an interesting name.
Um, I'm wondering if we can get just a shot
- She was a... - She was...
No, no, no. This way, I get a Christmas
he does a lot of...
- Congratulations, Madam Vice President. - Thank you.
- which as you know I spearheaded. - Yes.
- Yes! All right, we're in business. - What?
I think knowing that my mom
I know you didn't want me to do that.
For instance, this-- this spyglass here, or telescope--
really, because he shared, and still does share,
- Are you? This is good? - Fuck your face, Gary.
Have you read Randall Howard's
at the bottom there.
I'm not even remotely tense.