Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On coffee machines and toasters, and--

just-- Just you shoplift 'em. It's easy.

Yeah, that's great advice. Aim low.

But I tried talking to Lisa, okay?

Greetings, fellow-- And action.

and faked a medical condition? Yeah.

Can we not bring my mother into this, please?

Why not? I-I-- Yeah. Why--? Why not? Why not?

Yeah, but, J-Joe, that's the toughest major you could pick.

I just went along with them and laughed,

"Ssstop it." Shut up.

Matthew, I have a wicked short fuse today, okay?

Isn't it wonderful?

"Some centaurs saw a saucer."

So, what's, uh, the problem, huh?

and I'm the only person wearing a uniform.

I quit my job. I lit off for Oregon,

Now, when I say "aim high"-- Dude. I gotta stop you there.

Dave, tell them to stop teasing me.

And third, a lot of them have good employee benefits.

No one should have to end up like this, Dave.

Those aren't such bad rules to try to live your life by

I've seen this before.

No. Uh-uh. I mean-- I mean screwing up Lisa's accent so--

You've done enough damage already.

Dave, where's Max?

Thank you, sir. Now I have to start again.

and I didn't wanna quit my job.

It's a French word for "do it again".

a few words of advice on videotape for them.

with the inimitable sibilant S.

or you'll wind up working at the cheese mill all your life."

and never, ever follow your heart.