Down By The River | Saturday Night Live

Dad, I wish you could just shut your big yapper.

We're gonna be buddies, we're gonna be pals, we're gonna wrestle around. [audience laughing]

I wish you would just shut your BIG YAPPER!

Well, la di frickin' da.

lot of doobie rollin' when you're livin' in a van down by the river.

You're gonna end up eating a 'sghetti diet and government cheese and livin' in a van down by the river.

divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

Hey dad I can’t see too good, is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

Matt, how can we get back on the right track?

- Crack, ice, boom, pow.

Matt Foley. Now, he's been down in the basement drinkin' coffee for about the

a van down by the river.

- Well, you have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're livin'

paper not for writin', but for rollin' doobies. You're gonna be doin' a

I want to live in a van down by the river.

And that is for me to get my gear, move it on in here, 'cause I'm gonna bunk with you, buddy.

how's everybody? Good, good, good.

- I'm askin' to be your shadow. Here's you, here's Matt.

- Is

- She didn't smoke it, did she?

We got ourselves a writer here. Hey dad, I can't see real good. Is that Emile Zola?

Shakespeare over there?

pals, my amigos. I'm gonna get my gear.

- Young lady, what do you want to do with your life?

- We got ourselves a writer here. Hey dad, I can't see real good. Is that Bill