Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

le light saber terrible !
you five boys are all booked through
the whole world has used somalia
( fog horn bellowing )
you guys cannot leave the pirate club now !
a life without rules, without homework and chores !
have a good day !
* somalian pirates
my family and friends are going to die.
we found them adrift in a life boat, sir.
all hands on deck !"
"your life of boredom is at an end
my father was killed trying to find food for us.
well, 'cause, dude, i'm jewish.
all right, seriously, you guys,
this is water in a dixie cup !
yeah, maybe we should think about this.
i'll even help pay for your ticket !
your little brother's run away from home !
taco salad or hoagie sandwiches.
every day i dream that i can go to school,
* and meet some friends of mine *
the fuck are you pirates doing ?!
to be a pirate ?!"
well, there's really not that many of us.
on the phone.
i mean, i mean, look, look at this guy ?!
clear-blue water with skull islands.
it isn't safe.
i'm the captain of this outfit !
nice ! * with a yo ho ho
you guys-- the fuck ?!
the pirates' life isn't a life of fun and adventure.
it's all right, he couldn't have gone far.
"i was going to puke my balls out through my mouth.
* somalian pirates we
i helped convince him to go !
surrender your plunder
that's good ! now bring 'er around topside !
( school bell ringing )
i don't know where you people get off
but, guys, g-i-n-g-e-r's
uh, goddamn it, people.
i hate everyone you fucking bitchass
is the crew okay ?
there's sure to be lots of bootys out here !
* people spouting "howdy neighbor" *
just make the boat go that way, kind of.
and let us get out of here.