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but, guys, g-i-n-g-e-r's
nice ! * with a yo ho ho
yeah, maybe we should think about this.
all hands on deck !"
there's sure to be lots of bootys out here !
i hate everyone you fucking bitchass
"your life of boredom is at an end
* people spouting "howdy neighbor" *
le light saber terrible !
my family and friends are going to die.
that's good ! now bring 'er around topside !
you guys cannot leave the pirate club now !
* somalian pirates we
you five boys are all booked through
i'm the captain of this outfit !
i don't know where you people get off
all right, seriously, you guys,
i mean, i mean, look, look at this guy ?!
uh, goddamn it, people.
to be a pirate ?!"
the fuck are you pirates doing ?!
We'll Never Make It To The Treasure on Time!!!
well, there's really not that many of us.
i helped convince him to go !
your little brother's run away from home !
we found them adrift in a life boat, sir.
is the crew okay ?
* somalian pirates
every day i dream that i can go to school,
have a good day !
i'll even help pay for your ticket !
on the phone.
* and meet some friends of mine *
clear-blue water with skull islands.
a life without rules, without homework and chores !
taco salad or hoagie sandwiches.
and let us get out of here.
surrender your plunder
it's all right, he couldn't have gone far.
just make the boat go that way, kind of.
( school bell ringing )
you guys-- the fuck ?!
( fog horn bellowing )
the pirates' life isn't a life of fun and adventure.
my father was killed trying to find food for us.
it isn't safe.
"i was going to puke my balls out through my mouth.
this is water in a dixie cup !
the whole world has used somalia
well, 'cause, dude, i'm jewish.