Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You are the head of Pieface Records? - No.
- Where are those girls? - They've gone.
# I am electro boy
Two, three, four.
Well, maybe I'll make you famous. Maybe I'll do all I say.
- Sorry I thought you were someone else. - Listen.
And don't get Vince to go instead of you.
See you later, chewy teeth.
There's a reason for that, OK? It's time for me to tell you the story.
You heard right. I was one of the best.
Why don't you try doing some work?
- What, like shopping? - Shopping?
I was having problems coping with the stardom.
- We should talk about this another time. - OK. See you later, Colonel Eagle.
The thing about scat singing is it's an ancient art,
- Are you listening to me? - No, I'm not.
- Don't worry, I'll make it up to you. - Yeah?
# Heart beats fast like a tiny machine
['80s pop music playing]
- I gots needs too, you know. - What?
Hi. Nice hair.
I was getting a definite vibe off those girls.
Oi!
- I could have been something. - Really?
What's this stuff about ownership of the soul?
(# Human League: Don't You Want Me)
Yorkshire, New Orleans, it's all the same to me, baby.
- This is a jazz club, yeah? - Yeah.
I'll be, myself, participating in that as a porpoise jockey in the porpoise derby.
Man, when he was playing, both pipes was on fire.
- ls that a yes? - It's a thank you, no.
- No. - Yeah.
All right. Having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player, Johnny Two Hats.
Hi. Welcome to the show. I'm Howard Moon and this is Vince Noir.
- Um... - You better have.
You signed right here. You signed your soul away.
People! Gonna have ourselves a hot dog!
- ls that good or bad? - Let's say grade ten is a musical genius.
Whoa, big man. Yeah? Well, you've changed.
# I am electro girl
(Laughs)
# Heart beats fast like a tiny machine
- What are those? - They're my collection of fingernail clippings
- for a mixture of glam rock and folk. - Nobody's ready for that.
It wasn't you they were interested in.
What are you doing here?
# Sailing along on a Perspex sea
(# Jazz trumpet)