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Displaced Haitians.
But, oh, no.
Which is why I've decided to change things up a bit.
♪ By George, he's got it ♪
from the seminal Phantom of the Opera
Hardest thing for a man to do... is ask for help.
♪ I'm not sorry for just being me ♪
Yeah, I always just thought he was a big, smiley doofus.
They think I got hit?
So I took the shotgun off the wall
Even you, Blaine.
Holy crap! I know that one.
I could tell he had had a few drinks.
You just watch what happens next.
I spent the weekend sending your photo to ivory poachers
All right, we're done here, Mr. Puckerman.
All you have to do is just be yourself
See that?
We wanted the chance to say that we're sorry,
I've always been ahead of the curve,
Hello.
♪ No more teacher's dirty looks ♪
♪ Here to relive ♪
I think this is self-sabotage.
in the greatest opera houses in the world.
Once, "La Tibideaux" stopped a performance of Medea
Deep in space there are giant interstellar clouds.
♪ Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪
Bravo!
I'm an Olympic Champion, and I do not suffer fools!
♪ Underneath there is somebody new ♪
You can't wear Peter Allen's gold lamé pants.
for the last three months. Yes!
♪ I am not ♪
I have to graduate.
Oddly enough, not at all.
Now, for the bonus round.
I'm sorry.
minding my own business.
And right now it-it's too safe, it's too predictable,
No, no, it's too controversial, okay?
Cooter hit me.
♪ Through a strange new world ♪
♪ Just sit and putter ♪
But nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors.
it's no secret I despise you.
♪ With a devil on your back ♪
♪ It's always darkest ♪
moving in with my sister, Denise.
Oh, that's great! Okay. Okay.
I think you think you're not good enough.
and everything, but even if college isn't your thing,
Most of them just float through the universe,
and straight back into hell.
You're on my list now, girls.
Eyes on your paper, Puckerman.
You know he dropped out of high school, too?
Please just start over again one more time.
But domestic violence?
about "Not The Boy Next Door."
♪ How could you tell us that we were wrong? ♪
No, I'm... I'm ready.
here, here and here.
No, not chew, pop.
You bet your perfectly round ass it is.
and excruciatily lonely, but I can't be bought.
You promised to stay the night at my house.
They give the job to your understudy.
You're going to be amazing.
♪ They had it coming ♪ ♪ They had it coming ♪
I made up my sofa bed for you.
You want to go for a quickie in the pool house?
♪ All the girls and boys ♪
♪ Now, once again, where does it rain? ♪