Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I always just thought he was a big, smiley doofus.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
You're on my list now, girls.
I'm sorry.
Oddly enough, not at all.
I could tell he had had a few drinks.
♪ Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪
and excruciatily lonely, but I can't be bought.
here, here and here.
Which is why I've decided to change things up a bit.
♪ By George, he's got it ♪
You can't wear Peter Allen's gold lamé pants.
about "Not The Boy Next Door."
I have to graduate.
No, no, it's too controversial, okay?
minding my own business.
Once, "La Tibideaux" stopped a performance of Medea
I think you think you're not good enough.
♪ It's always darkest ♪
♪ Underneath there is somebody new ♪
♪ All the girls and boys ♪
All right, we're done here, Mr. Puckerman.
I've always been ahead of the curve,
♪ I'm not sorry for just being me ♪
You just watch what happens next.
from the seminal Phantom of the Opera
You bet your perfectly round ass it is.
I'm an Olympic Champion, and I do not suffer fools!
Eyes on your paper, Puckerman.
Holy crap! I know that one.
moving in with my sister, Denise.
Displaced Haitians.
They think I got hit?
in the greatest opera houses in the world.
♪ Now, once again, where does it rain? ♪
for the last three months. Yes!
See that?
Even you, Blaine.
Hello.
♪ With a devil on your back ♪
and straight back into hell.
All you have to do is just be yourself
Bravo!
♪ Through a strange new world ♪
♪ How could you tell us that we were wrong? ♪
No, not chew, pop.
But domestic violence?
Oh, that's great! Okay. Okay.
You want to go for a quickie in the pool house?
No, I'm... I'm ready.
I think this is self-sabotage.
♪ They had it coming ♪ ♪ They had it coming ♪
♪ No more teacher's dirty looks ♪
They give the job to your understudy.
And right now it-it's too safe, it's too predictable,
it's no secret I despise you.
But nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors.
♪ I am not ♪
♪ Just sit and putter ♪
Most of them just float through the universe,
You know he dropped out of high school, too?
Please just start over again one more time.
We wanted the chance to say that we're sorry,
Now, for the bonus round.
Deep in space there are giant interstellar clouds.
Cooter hit me.
But, oh, no.
♪ Here to relive ♪
Hardest thing for a man to do... is ask for help.
I made up my sofa bed for you.
You promised to stay the night at my house.
I spent the weekend sending your photo to ivory poachers
You're going to be amazing.
and everything, but even if college isn't your thing,