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So you want to take me home now?
You know, this really strange thing happened to me last night.
Huh? Yeah. Sure.
Because I don't want to end up
She says somebody's trying to break into her apartment.
Sure. I'll describe him to you.
got quite a kick out of me, huh?
Hey, I asked you out for dinner, we're going out for dinner.
walks around with 2,000 bucks in cash, right?
so why shouldn't one of us have a good time, right?
It wouldn't make you nuts, would it?
Not that I'm saying that you should do anything.
Here's your coat.
I sort of forgot about the time.
Listen, somebody has to bring this up.
I don't care.
Did you said foreigner?
You proved you were a nice guy.
I've been looking for 2,000 bucks all my life.
I talked to this girl on your answering service...
Huh?
I hope someone slams a door on your nose
Yup.
You tied up my line for an hour?
Everybody trusts you.
Malteds.
Shh! Slow down, okay?
Did you just geez at me, Elaine?
Control yourself.
Hey, look, I swear I'm not that comfortable
Even though we're nowhere near
Now, feel free to jump in and stop me anytime.
Well, listen, our dinner reservations
You could just nod.
He's even better than he sounds.