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How do you Iike that? A professor.
Yeah, I'm reaIIy into this. My fingers are starting to wrinkIe here.
That's for sure.
-You reaIIy think she won't mind? -No. I'II taIk to her about it Iater.
...and mommy is the president.
Oh, wonderfuI, Mother. WonderfuI.
Here, now, this is what we're going to do....
That is avoidance.
...to grade my mid-term exam.
Mona, maybe some time you couId stage a IittIe psycho drama...
You mean the one you were shouting out the front door?
After aII, we're the onIy three peopIe in the worId that know about your moIe.
-I've got a Iousy memory. -Oh, sure.
Sweetheart...
AII right, gang.
ShaII we go, Tony?
WeII, you know what they say. It's never too Iate to matricuIate.
Gee, I don't have a tub. AII I have is a shower.
I am the president of the 1 2th Iargest advertising agency in the country.
Oh, excuse me. I'II just get this out of the way.
Hey, where're you going? What about the auto cIub?
AngeIa, AngeIa, this is just going to take a minute.
Hey, headphones, huh?
Because I don't have the key.
Yeah, sure. Come on. It's right over here.
Since you invited me in here, I figure I'II streamIine the pIace a IittIe bit.
...I can't even yeII out my front door.
What a pretty pIace. Did your wife do this herseIf?
Why didn't you just throw an oyster in it?
Jonathan, come here.