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I see.
AII that taIk about fruitcakes and nuts made me hungry.
WeII, if you must know, the first thing that I put on are my underpants.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not married. I just work here.
What a briIIiant mind.
No probIem. I'II cover for you.
Here I am, Jonathan.
Yeah? WeII, why don't you pick back?
...you have a date with my professor?
And...
Yeah, when I take a bath, I Iove to Iisten to cIassicaI music.
I see.
What were you before you came here, a femaIe impersonator?
Hey, wait...
Yeah, she's my boss, but she's aIso good peopIe.
That's not how my mother does it.
Do you happen to be ItaIian?
...just so that you and I couId go to parents' night together.
Don't you have your dainties in there?
''You're the housekeeper. This is part of the house.''